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It would be delightful if Kalou was 'sold'. That implies that he will be getting a contract extension.

He'll be off now, won't he, with Hazard signing looking imminent. I would imagine we're looking for someone else, perhaps Hulk, but anyway, unless we decide to never play him on the wing again and play him as the out and out 2nd choice striker behind Torres, I can't see him staying as a 3rd choice winger.

Sorry, just got up and I'm still a bit fuzzy. Also it's not confirmed on the official site yet. Inb4 the site announces that we have lost the deal or something.

Well, I have googled it and we have signed him. What does this mean for Salomon? On a less important note, have it, Manchester's and Spanish clubs. We're the big fish now!

Also, fucking lol. I went to sleep at 11 pm Aussie time (it's now 8:35 am, so nearly 10 hours ago) and nothings changed Edit: What. This thread was on about page 280 when I got off. Nearly 60 pages in 10 hours

PM me the link?

Whats up?

12:25 AA6399 BRUSSELS LANDED 12:11 Terminal five It's 1:24 pm. Can one get from Heathrow to Fulham in an hour?

I've got it lads. Spike (Jake) is a white half Sri Lankan-Ivorian. It doesn't explain 2 things, though, both me and my brother Sala are older than our 'father' and we're both, going by Spike's posts in the Mugshot thread, several shades blacker than him.

The other half is Sri Lankan, though. Not sure where Cote D'Ivoire fits in.

The other half is Sri Lankan, though. Not sure where Cote D'Ivoire fits in.

Tell me, Jake, perchance, has Sloth moved in with you and commandeered your computer and account?

You're not Kalou!

He's going to do a Robinho.

What? Why must you fabricate such lies I am serious. He is unstoppable.

No one will end the irresistible force that men call Salomon Kalou!

He's a loathesome cunt. Stop acting all secret you little pleb.

I fucking hate twitter.

What in fucks name is going on?!

I can't believe you lot would hate him for spurning us for : a ) a club that pays far more than what we do or b ) a club with the greatest manager in the history of the sport.

That is magnificent. On another note, I think the board would find it much easier to convince the CPO, if, instead of buying back the shares, they agreed to transfer them to Battersea. I'm not aware of British law so there'll probably be restrictions on that; but if they exchange one share in Battersea for one share of the Bridge, I think CPO members would be more accepting towards the move.

It doesn't say when she left, I'd say 2005 at the latest. I would have been 11!

Now, I promise I'll throw up if we play that 3-3-4 shit. It'll be lol'd out of the country by everyone from QPR to Man City. We'll lose every game 6-4 or something. I can just imagine him converting Mikel into a centre back or something and then watch Gervinho lol himself to death as he exploits his lack of pace.

I posted this in the Golazo thread, but I think it deserves a place here: (apologies for the lack of replays- I made this myself ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQe-9QQRXAg Makes you wonder why he doesn't take our free kicks these days.

Our own Frank Lampard has something that would slay all of them, except for Nakamura: I uploaded this video, btw, so apologies for the quality and duration and lack of replays. Take your frustrations out on me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQe-9QQRXAg