capriccioso

It was all a masterstroke of a plan to rid ourselves of 100 guests, thus saving the site from another meltdown. We've been cooking it up for weeks via PM.

No I don't

Sorry.

We'll cop bans for this. Sorry mods. Just a bit of fun

My apologies, WHS. Much like the high school girl you earlier compared me with, your time in the 'like box' (more like bedroom amirite ) is over:

Guests dropping like flies as a result of the exchange between myself and WHS.

HA! I HAVE BROKEN THE REP SYSTEM.

My religion (Catholicism, for the record) forbids pre-marital sex... for that to happen, we must first fly somewhere where gay marriage is legal, and get the formalities out of the way first.

It happens too often. I'm too nice

What?

Yes... the phallic area, in particular, looks scarily large. Put on some underpants, Salomon!

I would gladly accept that offer. Show me the money.

As long as we are revealing man crushes:

It's spelt Embarrassment.

Dafuq. Still 158 guests. Surely they'd close after reading the first 5 pages of abuse?

Not to be pedantic, but it looked like your 3001th post. I do believe http://forum.talkchelsea.net/topic/3924-eden-hazard/page__st__4320__p__427366#entry427366 was your 3000th.

Oh, you. :eyebrows: 3000 posts

Chelsea Sack Andre Villas-Boas, 4381 replies. It's locked so it can't grow any bigger.

161. Do not anger the guests, this site needs to grow, fantastic, guests reading fantastic, they will join up, fantastic.

Aston Villa have a permanent star on their badge for 1982.

Essien

And that figure still rises, 160 guests now. Lets use this opportunity to portray the best possible images of ourselves and the site, lads. I am a loathesome cunt. Feel free to hate me.

158 guests now. As we have a large audience, I'd like to take this opportunity to tell everyone that I don't like WHS anymore.

153 guests reading this topic. Our Salomon really is popular, more viewers here than the Carnerio and Hazard threads