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I know we were better in 04/05 but our 09/10 team was brilliant to watch

I'm all for gay rights and equality (they can have their own porn, as well ) but sitting through gay porn is perhaps one of the most uncomfortable experiences a straight man can go through

Haven't Chelsea, at least, considered Leeds' rivals since about the early 70s?

Just to clarify, those weren't 'just' handballs. He scored goals with them. He did a Hand of God- not once, but twice! Let's not get ahead of ourselves, either. He's the best of his generation- so far. He's only 24, technically he falls in the same generation as someone who's 15 or so right now.

Check the edited post for examples of him diving, please. Also, diving to waste time a greater sin than scoring via a handball? Zidane, Ronaldo (fat), Ronaldinho never scored handgoals.

2011. So the little cunt can cheat as much as he likes and it's okay because he plays for the Greatest Team of All Time™ sponsored by Qatar 2022 and is the Greatest Player of All Time™ sponsored by 101 Great Handballs? And what about diving? http://dai.ly/ni5D1t 2012. 2010. He's a despicable cunt who just happens to be the best of his time.

Alright, he scored a breakaway goal at the Camp Nou and won a corner in Munich. He got the odd assist here or there. But he also did stuff like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYdCdGv94dM That's what we paid 50 million for? Also take into account his wages and we've paid around 80 million for him.

You're having a laugh if you think Malouda or Essien showed enough form this season to even be mentioned in the same breath as Kalou and Bosingwa, poor as the latter two were.

Yes, we are one of the most hated clubs in the world, but the English media, particularly newspapers like the Mirror, are filled with ex-Liverpool players. QPR, Spurs, Fulham, West Ham and City have virtually no representative for them in the media.

This And this: Are not at all comparable. One is scoring a goal illegally, the other is wasting some time.

Let's keep things in perspective. No true Chelsea fan would be happy to see a Chelsea player imprisoned. Let alone one of our best ever historically. We're not discussing should Terry be sold for playing shit which he hasn't been this season (apart from a horrendous end to the season allowing Carroll of all people to shit on him and nearly costing us the Champions League).

He shouldn't be threatening at all. It's a forum, fucks sake. It's not like you kidnapped his mum.

He'd still be a massive sack of shit. If we signed him for less than 5 million then he'd look an acceptable transfer.

Torres: 50 million pounds for 12 goals. Name me one transfer in recent memory that was even half as bad. More than 4 million pounds per goal. If Winston Bogarde wasn't such a douche, Torres would easily be our worst signing ever. Crespo: 16 million pounds for 25 goals. And he kept getting homesick for Italy.

Good call, but he can't be on my list as I was talking about post-Bogarde signings. And at least Sutto scored in that 5-0 win over United!

Come on the Tahiti!! Do Oceania proud!

6 million quid for 7 goals. That's as bad as they come. And I don't care how many goals he scored in the strikers paradise that is the Dutch Eredivisie. Virtually any idiot can go there and be a goal a game player. Its surreal the amount of strikers who have dominated that league and then proceeded to be wank when they left, Afonso Aves, Kezman, Suarez, to name but a few. Yes you get the odd van Nistelrooy or van Persie but they're the exception rather than the rule.

Russian Prime Minister, eh? Vladimir Putin holds that role at the moment right? No wonder he's happy, him and Roman are old friends

The wonders of a 50 million pricetag. Comfortably our worst signing since Winston Bogarde (its quite an achievement to beat Mutu, Tiago, Jarosik, Veron, Kezman, Shevchenko, perhaps even Mineiro and Crespo to that title) and yet people take to defend him at any possible opportunity. Looking at that list, my, have we signed a steaming pile of wank since Roman took over.

Oh dear Spike You've never been to Brisbane to see the Roar play?

31 mm of rain since last night I don't like rain. I hate the slugs, snails, worms and other such creepy crawlies that come out as a result of rain.

No Ramires?

He's the best in the world at what he does (that's running fucking fast and keeping it up for 2 hours). Senseless to sell him until he's just over his peak.

John Michael Nchekwube Obinna can do all that and more.