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Strike, I am disappoint

Their posting performances over the whole year, I'd imagine. Unless its for best new member, I think that can only be based on the last 5-6 months. /shameless fishing for a nomination

That looks great, Jim! Make it happen

Fair enough

Guardiola is not suited to anything other than Spain.

Why?

Can I be renamed to Art Vandelay?

He has to be sold in the summer

Robbery? Please. Kalouda will show them how it's done

Out: Malouda, Sturridge, Bosingwa, Turnbull, Essien In: People who care more about playing for us than themselves for the first two names, better players for the next two, and someone who's kneecaps aren't jelly for the last name.

No one except RAWKites will care about this result. Beating a second string team and then boasting about it

Rest him, then!

There's a chance. Neither of them have ever been in situations like these before, there's a fair chance of them bottling it.

How many of the 20 games under Di Matteo has Mata played?

I, for one, welcome our new Spanish overlords.

Not sure why we're worried about Ribery tbh. Bos' monobrow ought to be more than enough to keep him quiet. Cole vs Robben on the other wing, that'll be a great battle.

Insert a random philosophical quote and I'll believe you. I'll get you started. "A man's pockets are his own private kingdom"- Voltaire

There can be no harm in resting Cech at all. Everyone banned for the CL has to play these remaining two fixtures, I think. Perhaps give Sturridge a go at the lone striker role, or put him on the wing and let Lukaku and Torres alternate.

Did you speak with Eva? :eyebrows:

La Liga set to overtake the Premiership on the UEFA Coefficient ranking: http://kassiesa.home.xs4all.nl/bert/uefa/data/method4/crank2012.html

Take back that last part about coherency.

You've not been hitting the bottle again, have you? If you are drunk, congratulations. Your posts are more coherent in terms of their spelling and vocab than mine were.

What's all this Frankly Shankly about? Seen you do that about 3 or 4 times now.

He's a defensive midfielder. His only job when on the ball is to avoid making a mistake. There's no DM going around in the world who plays Hollywood balls every time they get the ball, not even Pirlo does that. As was said by a guy on twitter as to what would happen if Guardiola took charge of England: "No, no, no! Stevie! STEVIE! Short pass, no? Short pass? No Hollywood...no...no....NOOOOO! Can we not knock it, no? GARGH!" "No, Stevie! NO! No Hollywood ball! Frank! FRANK! Ah, Mierda!" The FA will not appoint Pep Guardiola as national manager

What?