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I like the look of this guy i really do.. As Spike said, he seems to have that typical German efficiency. Every team needs at least one German in their team!

It is crazy and such a shame because Pato has the natural ability to become one of the best players in the world but his injuries have made his career a nightmare! It could be a complete waste of 20 million or so to buy a player who has suffered from 14 injuries in 2 years. If your willing to do that then surely paying double that amount for say Cavani who isn't injury prone would be more of a beneficial deal, no?

Well done LDN Blue, congratulations on becoming mod. If anything like this was to happen again whilst I'm around i would probably vote for Spike Spiegel seeing as he is a fantastic writer of opinion and has a witty sense of humour that most don't seem to find offensive!

I forgot about Pogz and Tamagotchi's! Also collecting football stickers and pokemon cards got so ridiculous i remember seeing a kid in a stick up where the other kid had a BB gun and was robbing him of all his Pokemon shiny's then they were banned from school the very next day! Oh and how could any cool kid forget CONKERS! I use to soak them in vinegar and glue for weeks and own everyone!

Fuck sake.. WHY!? So were going to keep that under performing sorry excuse of a player Malouda instead of letting KDB unleash his raw talent upon the Premiership! Bullshit!

What's this! The Homo thread?

There's a constant tugging of thought in the back of my mind that tells me we need to buy a top quality play-maker in the mold of Modric, A player who can sit deep spraying balls around the pitch and through the channels, you might want to call them defense splitting passes. I know we have Mata who can make those passes and don't get me wrong for what I'm about to say may annoy some of you but even though Mata is undoubtedly a top class performer last season in some of the big games he went missing, he was weak and couldn't control the game! Now that's not to say i wouldn't want him in the team when playing against top sides because of course i would still want Mata playing in the whole behind the striker threading the ball through the eye of a needle and scoring goals too. Though i would love to have a Modric type player who could sit deep in the center behind him controlling the game from a deeper position allowing the creative and free roaming players we have to move about and express themselves more. We have Mikel who does have the ability to make a pass but for me even though he did become a massive contribution to the success we had last season after starting it so terribly i don't wish for us to rely on him and a young Romeu who seemed to be the real deal but maybe just needing a little more time to settle into what was a hectic whirlwind of a debut season he had. The right back position doesn't bother me immensely though i would be more than happy to see a strong player brought into the team as maybe back up or first team fighter along side the ever present Ivan. Preferably somebody who is a lot stronger and reliable than what Bos was. As for the wings it's no news to anybody who remotely likes football that The King's of Europe have signed one of the most promising young guns in football in the shape of Eden Hazard and he can play both left , right and even in the CAM role. My guess he will be started on the left seeing as there is much speculation on us buying the big man Hulk from Porto who i think will be put on the right wing to start with. With Marin, Mata and Sturridge's ability to start on the wing that would pretty much cover those positions. Sorry if i have missed anyone out when talking about specific role's as i am on Facebook chatting to some extremely hot totti and I've kinda lost interest in writing a response now!

Ashley was easily the stand out player for me during England's Euros. Didn't put a foot wrong until he missed that penalty which didn't even piss me off, not in the slightest. Ashley Young's miss did but Cole had performed so well throughout our Champions League winning season and the Euros i couldn't bring myself to think anything bad of him for missing that pen. I salute you Ashley Cole you really are the best left back in the world and your all ours hehe! :blue scalf:

HOW could i forget WWF! When Steve Austin stunnered everyone in the Royal Rumble Ring! One word EPIC!

Soo many things and I'm going to list just a few! Paperboy and Alex the Kid on the master system Streets of Rage on the Sega MegaDrive Jungle Book SuperSoakers Burning ants in the sun with a magnifying glass Making a tree house and making out for the first time with a girl in there Being called up for trials in the Kent football team Blowing up stuff with French Bangers and cherry bombs Maping out a blueprint to steal my uncles porn collection and then returning it without suspicion Falling in love with Hip Hop My massive crush on Rachael from Friends Dragonball Z Playing 52 bunker on the estate i grew up on with tonnes of people! Manhunt .. SCHOOL..YES SCHOOL. I miss those days soo much! Seeing Chelsea for the first time of course xD So many more things that made my childhood soo good, if i could go back i would do it in a heartbeat! Need Bernads watch damn it!

Amen

I honestly don't know what trolling and spamming really means! I tend to use my sense of humour to articulate a response to a certain discussion. Sometimes that can include sarcasm or bundles of cockiness backed up by undeniable attitude does that mean I am considered to be doing either trolling or spamming?

But i wanked over Moutinho's performance tonight! I wank a lot tbf!

I'm glad we didn't get Godin, don't get me wrong he could have turned out to be a great CB but I'm more than happy with Cahill instead!

I know you said not to nominate others but surely LDN Blue is the man for the job? That dude is clued up!

Yooo what's with all this lightweight bullshit?? Do I need to mention the word Barcelona in such obvious circumstances!?

Mate i could not agree more with what you have said! This Torres bullshit is getting ridiculous now, every time he plays i see this thread pop up and yes i have too been very judgmental of Nando. One minute you think he is back the next he is damn right frustrating to watch but for the sake of moving on and rebuilding from the success we had in the season just finished i really think selling him would do us a world of favours. I can't see it happening mind but i suppose us fans know best =)

Just wondering why was SweedishHouseMafia banned? I missed that!

This will happen before the new season starts it's just a matter of when the deal is completed!

Who needs a dvd when you have SKY+ HD and i retired the box soon after telling sky it broke resulting in them sending me a new one =) .. and this box will be with me forever and ever!

I do exactly the same and funny enough I'm sure that was the only game i missed last season too! How strange! You aren't me from a parallel universe are you?

Yea me too. I would be devastated if we went into the tour under prepared in terms of squad depth considering the great position winning the Champions League put us in! Don't get me wrong I definitely don't think we are done with our dealings for this summer transfer window but i just hope we don't go and buy names rather than talents!

Hmm i don't like Arsenals stealthy transfer activities thus far. I said it to a friend (Arsenal fan) I will not be underestimating the Gooners next season! First Padolski and now potentially Giroud.

Well in my humble opinion i wouldn't raise an asking price of more than 13 million for him but i like to think the prices of players could be more realistic than the current over inflated prices clubs are asking for good but not great players these days. I like his style, he is quick and plays nice football but i don't think he has that 'impact ability' say Hazard or Kagawa has! If Chelsea were ever wanting to buy him i would see him as a squad player, a very good squad player a little like Marin. Then again i hope Marin really progresses here and becomes a first team player.

Yes he is known in England! Most players are known in England because of our dominance in Europe we get to play against most clubs! =D