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The picture was just too nice to be buried under @Stingray's memes at the Pub. As for the latter part, let's not get ahead of ourselves there.

Where wouldn't he fit in? For Manchester United he's played every position starting from central midfield all the way to playing as a lone striker. For us, I say he would fit in right where Fernando Torres is currently too busy playing like shit, but he would be capable of playing other positions as well if we had Ba or maybe even Lukaku playing up front. And to be fair he hasn't really been that poor this season, it's simply impossible for them to have another forward scoring 25 league goals when they have Van Persie. His overall play has been good and he's contributed a lot to Van Persie's goals when their usually so reliable wingers have been nothing but shit this past year. Verdict: a huge cunt on massive wages but a great player nonetheless and for £25m I would take him if Lewandowski wasn't available for us. Stranger things have happened, who would've thought a couple of hears ago that Van Persie would be playing for Manchester United? Also, with David Moyes looking likely to be their next manager, Rooney is pretty certain to be heading out as their relationship hasn't been ideal since Rooney's days at Everton.

Not looking forward to this, you just know it's going to be a nervous match with a late winning goal one way or the other and nothing like United's match against them which was over in 30 minutes.

Maybe they'd accept Torres in exchange.

What did Moses do today after replacing the best player on the pitch? That's right, absolutely fuck all. Shows what we are lacking at the moment when our squad is fully fit but still we don't have any better players to take on for the crucial moments than Moses or Benayoun. I've said it before and will say it again, Moses is not good enough to play every match at a club like Chelsea. A decent squad player to start against the weaker sides and occasionally take part in the more important games but not good enough start half the games and then come on to play 30 minutes in the rest of them. The team needs one more winger who doesn't look out of place when playing with the likes of Mata and Hazard, then Moses can play the squad role he was always supposed to.

A great big match player, just what we need when the old guns are starting to fade away.

A player can't be offside when still on his own half.

Could have been better, a win would have sealed the top4 finish for good and allowed us to rest players for the Europa League final but at least we got the draw which means we only need to win Villa on Saturday and not both our remaining league matches. To say there was shit finishing on our part, shit substitutions from Benitez and shit officiating by allowing them to score an offside goal pretty much sums up the match.

Calm down people, Rafa took Hazard off because he's still recovering from his injury and we need him in the coming fixtures.

Apparently Lewis Holtby was playing up until now. Could have fooled me.

Dean you wanker, that's a dive.

Fuck, Eden should have scored that

Azpilicueta's cross close to going straight in.

Too much information mate, not cool.

Their midfield is a joke, Parker and Huddlestone.

Yep, a great through ball. Most players wouldn't have reached but luckily for us Ramires was pacy enough.

RAMIREESSSSS, what a fucking goal. This lad is definitely our big game player these days.

What the fuck Cech, why not go for that? Not the first time this season he's just assumed the shot will go over and end up conceding.

Hazard absolutely destroying them, Gareth who?

A great start, now don't fuck this up and we're clear.

Hazard starting, that's all I wanted to know. Defoe on the bench and Adebayor up front for them. As much as I'd want to, I'm not going to laugh at that because it's certain he will score if I do.

Nice. I would assume you need a lot of capital to buy 4000 shares though?

Studying civil engineering at the moment. Granted it's not exactly what you were asking but we've had some courses which have definitely got more to do with architecture than engineering and so far that's probably been the most interesting part of my studies. For a while I even thought about applying to another university to study actual architecture but then I got lazy and didn't want to go through all the hassle and as I'm doing quite well at CivEng I thought it's not really worth it to start over.

Alex Ferguson retiring and finding a sensible Spurs fan on the internet all in one day, the world really has gone mad.