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Agreed. I used to nominate him a while back every month, but gave up in the end because nobody else backed him up. This time I will also nominate The Skipper, he's deserved it long ago imo.

Fuck no, Mourinho is good but not this good. We don't want another sheva situation over his head.

What you doin rereading my posts? You a psycho fan nigga?

Think about this people - fifty million pounds. That's 7 zeros. I mean fifty million... come on! That's too much for anything other than benefiting the planet or philanthropy. It's actually disgusting to comprehend. Why the fuck is this kind of money wasted on footballers? Shit footballers even more. Torres in his prime was never worth this kind of sum, not to mention January 2011.

No

I understand it was a trailer for a soon to be full length documentary. http://midwayfilm.com/

Don't pretend like you didn't enjoy reading it. From what movie is this gif from? It looks like something I might want to see.

Yeah damn straight. Dick is actually secondary, all you need to have is at least one finger, a tongue and a dildo. If you're japanese then an octopus wouldn't hurt.

And what's even more disgusting is that I watch those videos and think out loud that "oh human race is disgusting, people suck" and whatnot, at the same time I do absolutely nothing to change the situation. I will keep consuming plastic and other harmful stuff without thinking twice. I am too lazy to recycle, I throw cigarette butts on the streets, I throw batteries in a regular bin, I eat in fast food joints who are the biggest forrest cutters and wood wasters around. I shower, which is actually the laziest and most wasteful way to wash. And the list goes on. I am a hypocrite and I don't like myself. I am a typical selfish programmed consumer who can't see beyond his own nose. I have no right to get angry at those things, because I am the cause. Fuck ME!

Without me there would still be only 595172 posts, so y'all need to be thanking me!

You have a lot to learn about women, son. The answer is money.

There are several ways to have children. Doctors could have harvested a few semens from the place where his scrotum ought to be and planted them in his wife's vag. Or he could have jerked himself off with a pair of tweezers.

Torres can't have a huge dong. First, he's white and he likes his hair blonde. Second, he has no balls or they are so tiny that they are invisible to the naked eye, which makes it physically impossible for him to own anything more than a pencil dick.

Nothing personal to backstreet boy though, I would trade anybody for Cap... except for WHS, Spike and Ryan, I am equally as much gay for them

IN A HEARTBEAT We thought having a Kalou lover was bad, Torres buttboys beats it all. (no offence of course)

As I said earlier, because he posted some picture about Dalglish and Hillsborough with some text, I don't know what it said (something about Dalglish attending all the funerals out of guilt or something). It was at the time when this Hillsborough investigation report scandal broke out, so everybody was extra touchy over that subject. Yeah I noticed you joined just in time to witness the last few months of his glory.

Yeah that's him.

I just watched his press conference and to be fair to him, he was cautious not to slate the fans as a whole, he stressed that he meant the "group of fans with an agenda", which means the boo group whos agenda is to get Benitez sacked, nothing more nothing less. Of course it will get on your nerves, but the thing is he couldn't have expected much more after the pathetic showings the team has put on on consistent basis. Naturally the stick will fall on the manager and on a very unpopular manager it will fall even harder. About the interim tag, who cares? Everybody knows he's interim whether he has the tag or not. Although it's true it doesn't command much respect. Rafa was the worst option to bring in and it was the worst option for him to come back into the game. If he's a masochist and likes the challenge and pressure, then okay, but this press conference proved that's not the case. So it was a major cock up by the club and Rafa himself.

I didn't have the chance. You take the closest ones for granted until they are gone

So there's this group of people who travel to a remote island called Midway Atoll in the Pacific Ocean, which is more than 2000 miles away from the closest continent, to film its habitats, birds, dying from eating plastic. There's this video going around in Facebook, which is pretty shocking: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10200089470495874&set=vb.1123245030&type=2&theater They have a YouTube channel as well.

He was a guy who got 7000 posts in 8 months. He was the only Kalou fan on the forum, he even changed his location to France after Kalou moved to Lille. He was a guy who changed his avatar more often than he brushed his teeth. He was a genuine Indian doctor, he could diagnose you with idiotism or retardation with ease through the internet. He was a guy who lived in a small town called 'Liverpool' and later moved to a new place in 'Tottenham' street. He was a guy who won MOTM in only his second month. He was a guy who ran several forum Olympic events during the summer, including the singing contest which I started (if you haven't heard it, you're missing out). He was a guy who would like your posts if you responded to him or if there was the slightest hint of his name in there. He was the most prolific liker this place has ever seen. He was a guy who unsuspectingly posted a sarcastic picture about Hillsborough, just to get hit with the ban hammer without any warning. It was premature and I will never forgive the fathers of this forum for jumping to this hasty decision. He was like a bright shooting star appearing in the sky out of nowhere to grace the Earth with its beauty, just to fade away as quickly as it appeared. He was the soul, the mind, the body... everything.

True, it was gay And yeah everything's alright. How can you want Cap back though? You joined well after he was kicked out. Man I miss him (even gayer)

Anyway, I would like to apologize to @Rmpr. I'm cranky today because tomorrow I need to move homes, I'm not very good at anticipating and adapting to environment changes. I'm the kind of guy who dwells in his comfort zone and loathes any kind of change. Under normal circumstances I wouldn't have said what I said. Also, if it was not clear, I asked Leif the things I asked for shits and giggles, I didn't really expect him to respond in such great detail. But even if he did, I had no problem with that, because I'm a long member of a youth counselling forum where people anonymously talk openly about everything, including sexuality and anatomy. I'm already used to it and don't perceive it as taboo or weird.

http://www.youtube.com/course?list=ECEA1FEF17E1E5C0DA This chap has tutorials about everything, even on how to make beer and how to build a cart, not to mention every programming language out there. I've been through his Java beginner and intermediate tuts - 146 videos, 16 hours total. It was pretty hardcore. I was working towards learning how to make Android apps, but I was already fed up of this shit (Android tuts were 200 more videos, 19 more hours), so I just gave up Lost all interest along the road because programming isn't easy to learn (especially if you have no patience and persistence) plus I had no idea how to apply my new knowledge.

Go on, carry on spamming the forum with worthless bullshit. In fact why don't you reply with a witty meme?