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Okay, let's change 100 million to "any sum of money you want".

I don't get the point of this thread. Is this a reaction to his goal against San Marino? That quote hardly sums up his first half, it was a brief description of his finish.

8-0 is nothing special, we did it this season against Villa, and god knows how many times with King Carlo in the double winning season.

Where was the stripping down part? Am I lost? Great read though.

Scenario 1: No. Why? The reasoning is simple. I wholeheartedly believe that money is the root of all evil. One of my main ambitions in life is not to get corrupted by money, which this act automatically would do. I wouldn't enjoy spending it, actually I would feel guilt every other day. I would most likely end up killing myself as a miserable and lonely rich man. So no. Second reasoning is that I don't rate my life any more than other's, so to be so selfish and extuingish one life to support my pointless existence... no. Scenario 2: Tbh I'd let them take my life without killing anyone. That would be a favour enough for me. I have a counter-question Imagine this scenario: You are offered 100 million euros if you let yourself be sexually humiliated, violated and mutilated on international TV, which half of the world will watch live and it will become viral on the internet too, so everyone will have seen it. Everyone in the world will know you and how you got your money. Your reputation will be of a laughing stock, the biggest joke in the world. But you will be filthy rich. One condition: You can't give this money to charity. Would you do it?

I actually like the idea of dedicating one to Cech or TalkChelsea or both.

Yeah, they are scary. You prepare to being raped when they speak English to you, you literally start stretching your anus so it would hurt less. Estonian is from a totally different language group though.. it's a soft language with lots of vowels, English accent sounds raw but soft and every letter is pronounced even if it doesn't have to be (that's because we pronounce things exactly like we write them, some people find it hard pronouncing stuff different from the way they're written). If you've ever head Finns speaking, then that's how we sound.

But it's not Manpe, it's manpe. See, even you are trying to violate my name

I bet girls would absolutely love our mafiaesque Eastern European accents Although Estonian accent doesn't sound that cool But I will make it work, we can call girls "love", I bet this works everytime. "Oi sweetcheeks, get your behind over here love!"

Holy shit Are you sure they will rape a bloke? Or will a woman rape me? In that case I'm fine by it But seriously that's fucked up. Probably one of the worst forms of human exploitation. These are the kind of sick things that capitalism breeds.

What happened the last time? Henrique is here, I saw him posting just earlier.

You're 18 now aren't you? I think you should get shitfaced.

I'm sure it could, but it would need a lot of time to click properly. This forum would go into meltdown after 2 incoherent games with that system, so would Roman and co. The manager to try that would need to have balls this big:

Good night dear, I'm going to bed with myself You probably just woke up in your sunny side of the world.

Would you like to hit those balls in her holes?

@, what would you do to them?

Yo , I just Googled you and this is the first image that popped up: You're smoking hot!

Should I change my name too so I could be in the cool gang? It seems it's the cool thing to do now. Every cool user has a capital first letter. How about "Coolio", would that make me cool? Or perhaps a less rapperish "Marek", a plain and simple first name. Maybe it would increase my chances of becoming an admin one day, so I could change flippin' back to BlueLion like he's supposed to be? Decisions decisions...

Didn't realize it was your birthday mate, have a tolerable one! Anyway, I would like to say a few words about this misunderstood animal. We've been talking privately for the past few weeks and I must say he's a very good lad actually. We have quite a lot in common, we must have, otherwise we wouldn't have had so much to say to each other. Back in the day when he used to be Sloth I used to have quite a poor opinion of him, but it has changed dramatically. He is a thoughtful and smart young man, even though it may not seem like it when he's caught winding people up. He has come quite a long way from the time he was a spamming and annoying (but funny) Sloth on the brink of bandom, to the more reasonable and discerning member of the month nominee Kojo. Happy birthday, son May you have many more years ahead of you.

@Amels, what's your sig about?

According to Wilkins there are 4 candidates at the moment: Manuel Pellegrini, Diego Simeone, Gus Poyet and Zola.

He's basically a supporting playmaker who starts his plays from the wing. That's how I would describe his role.

Absolutely in awe that he has scored 12 goals so far as a winger in his first season.

What's the approximate rent for a 1 room okayish apartment in London?

How big tax cut is there in salary?