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Seriously needs to stop shooting.

"Too"? He was never a legend here to begin with, let alone after joining Man Utd. It takes more than 2 seasons to deserve the status unless you do something truly extraordinary. He is a fond memory, nothing more nothing less, at least for me.

This guy obviously plays FM, I remember Badelj being quite a beast on there.

That's a good point. Can he play with his feet? Sent from my Nexus 4 using Tapatalk

I want to give Matic-Ramires pairing a proper go before spunking over the thought of Kroos, and he's not the kind of player to buy for "squad depth". Sent from my Nexus 4 using Tapatalk

Terry will be playing here till he's 40, just watch.

Anybody remember this glorious day when we put 4 past them with 10 men after being one down?

This pass, had it been converted, reminded me a little bit of Lampard's to Drogba in the 1-4 thumping of West Ham in 2007. At 1:04

Is Mata's banner supposed to be gone? I still have it.

The video is good but for fucks sake, are there any normal compilation makers out there who don't use shit generic pop music? Having real unedited sounds would be the best.

Why is the M there, how many Salahs do we have? A simple 'Salah' would look so much better. Sent from my Nexus 4 using Tapatalk

You sure have a lot of faith in the team.

AWW SO ADORABLE SNUGGLE SNUGGLE SNUGGLE

It's because Stoke players were like cones. At one point even Ivan dribbled past them if I recall correctly. Not to take anything away from Haz, he was on another level.

Haha brilliant!

The first time pass from his own half to Eto'o I love passes like that. Anybody got a video/gif of it? There certainly would be one if we had a striker who could have finished it off, would have been assist of the season.

To me? What for?

For what? I thought he was more than alright considering he rarely gets a look in these days. He was part of the attack that ran Stoke ragged. It was mentioned by The Skipper actually.

Despite the unflattering scoreline, this was easily the worst side we've encountered this season. Stoke just rolled over and laid down. They've given us plenty of grief before, but this time I don't know if they were simply shit or we finally figured out how to break them down, but they were god awful. In a game where you get this much space you cannot have any bad performers. Should have really won 6-0 or so.

Exactly why I don't want him, he's a cunt. He's a bloody manc born in Liverpool, nothing good can come out of this. After Sheva and Torres I don't want any nearing 30 washed up strikers with big expectations and media attention on their soldiers. Plus seeing Mata there and Shrek here would look just soooooooo wrong.

Manchester United's record signing Juan Mata, on MUTV: "Phil Jones is greater than the world". I absolutely believe this because it's on a site called inagist, I mean what's there not to believe? http://inagist.com/all/427114429445324801/

Yay free pin badge, can't wait. Sent from my Nexus 4 using Tapatalk

He really shouldnt have left Verzonden vanaf mijn iPhone met behulp van Tapatalk LMAO Actually Di Matteo replaced AVB. You clearly don't know what you're talking about. And what if Schürrle was sold? He's still a nobody in this club so why in the world you chose Schürrle as an example over, say, Hazard? Because you probably don't know anything about us, so go on burning your plastic shirt.

Same here, especially seeing the likes of Balli, Drogs and Maka along with Essien and even Lampard (even though the latter hasn't left, I still miss him). The thing I love the most about his goal against Arsenal, besides the ball hitting the net, is that he ran celebrating when the ball was still halfway there.