OneMoSalah

Having classes on Mondays is fucking terrible I have maths and graph comm on Monday so bad and annoying...

Eto'o free transfer 3 games 0 goals better movement and link up than we are used to, still adapting. Torres 100+ games 30 odd goals 50 FUCKING MILLIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS terrible movement, terrible link up play, terrible chance conversion rate, terrible in general. Please take a step back and refrain from saying Torres is better than Eto'o after 3 games. PLEASE.

Start Dave and Mata vs Spurs!

Hard to think Jose has minimized 2 of our better players from last season's game time so much that they will only get 90 minutes against bloody Swindon...

barber? hair stylist? lol Anyway in my view, having a trade is not necessarily a bad thing, course you're doing manual labour basically for the rest of your life in comparison to some jobs like lawyer, doctor, or whatever but its not really too bad. About an hour and a half away from where I stay, place called Nigg is creating over 5000 job opportunities for tradesmen like electricians, riggers, welders, fabricators and whatever else due to some company trying to harvest renewable energy from windmills and all sorts. Wouldn't mind a job there in the not too distant future, seems like its really starting to take off.

Your schooling system sounds really confusing, 3 different schools? wow haha.

Don't even remember what the triples are so I'll just say they didn't teach me them haha. In Scotland the school system goes as such You do primary 1 to primary 7, taking you from 6 years old to 12 years old. Then you go into high school aged 12, do 1st year to 6th year (if you chose to stay on after 4th year after your 16 years old)...

Lmao, I'm surprised I got that right myself, not used Pythagoras' formula since 2nd year..

X = 5.... easyyyyyyyyyyy

According to google there isn't one because some Swede mathematician was having an affair with Alfred Nobel's mistress however many years ago when the Nobel prizes were started but I doubt that haha...

Just an ungroomed Di Canio.

1 + 1 = 2. Easy peasy. Job fucking done. Wheres my fucking Nobel prize? Also is Ryan consumes 2 litre of Kopparberg and cannot stand on his two feet, how much of a fucking lightweight is he?

Pahahaha what a cunt he is. Criticizing Chelsea fans, the mans a tosspot. Bit like Wenger and Benitez when Mourinho was in charge many years ago, always talking trash about our club and how we got to where we are..

I'm certain on one GTA, you went into the police station, into the showers and find a dildo or use a cheat where everyone's walking around half naked carrying dildos....

LEAVE SEB ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE STYLED VIDEO APPEARS HERE*

Get a dildo and run into the police station beating people up like on one of the GTAs a few years ago...

wiped out half the population of Wick, was like playing GTA all over again.. bar no guns

Fuck Eto;o giving everyone RT's on twitter, I post to him and he doesn't give me one :( :(

Back from my first lesson. lmao, not great but not shabby, still alive so is the instructor so thats a plus haha.

I'll let everyone know, some people will probably know when they see a car through their front wall

Got to give him some time, hes only really just back from a major injury. Sometimes it takes players a season or more to get back to used playing after such a unlucky injury.

First driving lesson tomorrow, stay the fuck indoors everyone!

Already scored in the PL before any of our 3 strikers lmao.

BALOTELLI WOWWWW WHAT A GOAL!

To think we were 'apparently' in the driving seat to sign Isco in January and boom we spend 30m on Willian who is half the player he is... ridiculous