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He should go back to the Ligue 1. Perhaps P$G or Lyon?

€25 Million. DONE! Or a trade could be on the cards. Some users like the idea of Dzeko, so why not a direct swap?

They won't buy players but they will hire Ben Affleck to model their kits. Tsk tsk tsk.

I hope that Geordie bastard is hurt. Nothing serious, just a month or two.

I really want a Lampard 8, but I'm not sure if he will still be here.

I'm too much of a man to go to the doctor.

Even though the Tarten print was invented in Austria...but oh well, it's not like the Scots have anything else going for them. Bagpipes- Turkey Haggis- Noway

OH GOD MY APPARATUS JUST GOT IN CAUGHT IN A FLY ZIPPER I SEE BLOOD

Stoke...Sunderland....they are basically the same teams to me.

Like if you are watching this in 2012.

I bought some milk and bread.

The last time I checked he was in love with Phillpp Lahm, so I guess Bayern is on the cards.

And yet he is a massive AC Milan fan. Or so I read.

He would be perfect at Chelsea. Tall, strong and aggressive. Doesn't rely on pace or trickery to hit the back of the net. I would like him here, but it would be a coup. BosnianLion would piss himself. Since, my last post I've seen him play a lot more and I like him. I would support this signing 100%. I think you give City too much credit. Edin is a big earner and not many clubs will be able to afford him, I believe if they really want to get rid of him they will do so as soon as possible.

I apologise in advance my friend. You Poles have some great characters.

Men playing with balls isn't a turn on for me.

The FA Cup isn't but the Champions League sure as hell is.

Pato's problems are his hamstrings and knees. It is believed that Pato's injuries are caused by his body not being able to handle it's own pace. Imagine a car that drives so fast the axles always break or fall off.

It's even easier when just one guard is used.

I would for a fact like them to sign me.

Obnoxious frog.

I don't. He doesn't play in Serie A. Great photo.

"If we could find out who is in charge, we could kill them." - George Carlin. I was bored so I started quoting songs from The Smiths.

I think understand what Domenech meant when he wanted more 'technical players'. It's hard to say anything about ethnicities without sounding racist or at the very least ignorant so I'll keep my fat mouth shut. Looks like I wouldn't have done very in well in a French youth academy being 173cm and 70 kg.

It shouldn't be too hard to find out what I'm saying.