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Messi. I mean Andee Caroll. Villa would be nice.

As if. Our main export is banter and with guys like me around, the market will stay more than stable. If WHS was an Aussie we'd a global superpower from the revenue generated by me and him from our banter. Deal with it.

For a nation(s) that are above such rudimentary concepts one would believe they would have the intelligence to prioritise things over 'eliminating' the need for banter. Helping People starving in the streets for instance, that seems more important than eliminating banter. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

That is exactly what I'm saying, dumbass. The entire subcontinent of India can fuck off because you can't banter. How can you live without the ability to banter? Maybe I should move there and establish a learning centre for banterly challenged.

If you can't banter you don't deserve to be in the Commonwealth. Fuck off, we are full.

Do you even understand banter? Don't you know anything. Gosh

No one said it was a nickname. Don't you know anything? Gosh

We prefer the term 'Mad cunts'. Don't you know anything? Gosh

More than 10 beers More than 10 vodkas More than 10 rums A couple of random shots A very large kebab Epic night

A lesser man would have died with how much I drank. Uggggh.

According to an anonymous Dutch international Van Der Weil's ambitions are very far from football. He spends more time designing fashion and DJing than training.

I'm dead

I'm not sure how good of a footballer this lad is but I do know for a fact that he really talented at breaking legs.

Watch any of the Lyon v Real Madrid games. You'll then understand why Hugo is the Captain of France and one of the best keepers in the world.

AVB benches the young Captain of France for a middle aged American. AVB vs Lloris: who will leave Twattenham first? Place your bets here.

With the Hulk thread evolving into a full debate on Russian football, I thought it appropriate to create a thread. Where the hell do these clubs get the money? Why are the fans so hooliganistic? Etc etc

Ballack? Ballack!? BALLACK!? FUCKING SIGN HIM UP! TELL MOSES TO GIVE BALLACK THE NUMBER 13 SO I CAN BUY IT He is a born leader on level with John Terry and not many can claim that.

Intuition is very much real. I believe I'm very intuitive, it's hard to explain but imagine that knowledge just becomes apparent without an internal or external input. It happened to me a lot during the creative process of writing or making art. While others were busy designing and conceptualising their ideas, I would very much struggle with my work until it all changed in an instant. No muse was needed, no logic was used, I just knew what had to be done. I think it is primarily based on subconscious processes as well as emotions.

Maybe it's much more simple than that. Maybe he just plain old hates some of his team mates.

I think it's more likely that the everyone considered a problem in the dressing room will be sold. Whether it be Coentrao, Ozil, Kaká, Casillas or even Ramos, they are easier to sell compared to Ronaldo and if necessary they will be sold to accomodate CR7. I've always enjoyed a good Real Madrid raid and we have been missing for the last few clearouts (the Dutch contingent mainly).

She might have changed when you weren't looking. These things happen you know?

Is your nan Portuguese by chance?

Besiktas is the master club, you simple minded baboon.

Is the 700th Portuguese?

I'd rather go there and get three points over getting a shitty cunt.