Spike

I ate a hamburger once before I finished having sex. Bad idea, I imagine it is the same principle. Idiocy aside, I want him in Chelsea colours, not whatever those idiots at Arsenal are wearing.

Bruma is better anyway.

I'm over the moon for this signing, hopefully his debut is very soon. Kalou's ass should be a banable offence. Geez I was at school reading this thread and bam! A big black ass apears on the screen.

Real Madrid?

Remember when we juan our first Premiership in 50 years? Good times.

What is the mata with everyone? This isn't 4chan, no need for gratuitous internet memes.

He is like Kaka in more way than one. Neither have knees.

In what ways?

You really like using pie in analogies, don't you? One of the sweeter parts of the deal is that Arsenal really wanted him.

Besides he is 20, he knows a few more season in France won't hurt him. As long as Lille have a good team, he is likely to stay.

Mr Spearing you are 22, you shouldn't look like that.

I've always assumed it was pronouced similar to hard. He is hard and his name's Hazard.

His name is just begging for awesome chants and songs. It is a shame that I'm pretty terrible at them.

I agree, his 80 yard shots are more effetive.

I'm pretty sure AVB knows what he is doing, I have full faith in him. Now is not the time to criticise, we can do that if we get relegated.

If it works, I'm not complaing. Besides it prevents long and drawn out sagas.

It wasn't great football or sportsmanship but it sure as hell was great entertainment!

I would be cautious around Wenger.

I have always admired Valencia, it is a shame they are a selling club. David Silva, David Villa and now Mata. The would have won trophies if it weren't for Real and Barca.

I can give one reason Arsenal won't sign him: He doesn't speak French.

Perfectly put.

If we have all those Belgian players, they might start selling Brussel Waffles at Stamford!

An Englishman told me this joke once: What is the hottest part of The Sun?

He could be talking about us, AVB's Fruedian Slip seems to swing the favour our way.

I'm more than positive they will ask for a King's ransom (all of the Fabregas and Nasri money) if Arsenal are involved. They lost Gervinho to them and Lille wouldn't want to become a feeder club for Arsenal. Besides Arsenal can fuck off, we are twice the club with twice the ambition.