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Charity is always a good thing.

Pato. I have always been a bid fan of Pato, he is a bit injury prone, but he more than makes up for that with his displays when he is healthy. His solo goal against Barcelona is a perfect example of what he can do. Hamsik. I haven't seen much of him but apparently he is the tick and attack of Napoli. Gotze. I would give up half of the team just to have Gotze. Anelka, Drogba, Malouda, Kalou, Bosingwa + £50 Million, would make me happy. Modric. A tad overrated but he does control the tempo of the game better than everyone bar Xavi. Di Maria. One of the best wingers in the world. He isn't one of those bullshite Striker cum Wingers too. Fast, technical and a team player. Higuain or Benzema. Two of my favourite in the world right now. I'd take either, as both can score goals like no other and they great thing is that they aren't selfish and always scrape up a respectful amount of assists a year. Higuain has 225 appearances with 105 goals and 43 assists. Benzema has 244 appearances with 108 goals and 36 assists. Pato has 149 appearances with 69 goals and 15 assists.

I just want a consistent Striker that will always score goals. I'll take almost anyone. A poacher that doesn't rely on Physical attributes would be fantastic.

Hmm, that went under the radar.

We need to sort our this damn defensive problem first.

Ivanovic is still pretty good. Mikel and Alex has their moments but they just don't have what it takes for the new system. Malouda and Anelka need to leave and Drogba as much as it pains me to say it, is the past and there is no point in keeping him. Forget all flair and technicality of the Brazlians, Portuguese and Spainish that Chelsea has come to love in the last few years, we need the cold ruthlessness only the Germans can provide.

The sharks sense blood in the water, the frenzy will continue until vindication.

I could win the Champions League with Barcelona. And so can you.

Yes, but saying that, I am an a very angry and cynical person. Goetze (If he were older) Eriksen Hummels Hazard Higuian Khedira

I hope a mass exodus occurs soon. It seems some players just don't care about playing for Chelsea.

Well, I hope the episode of South Park I'm about to watch is as laughable as our performance.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! What the fuck happened to our awesome defence of the last 10 or so years? I want Jose's cynical tactics back.

Exactly, who cares about owners or eras? Chelsea is still Chelsea

I think we would have loved those players regardless of what Era they played in. On another noteI really liked Carvalho and Ballack.

A Firm, as in a Lawyer's Firm?

Mikel wil score on his left from 25 metres out after an Elastico that skinned Mertesacker.

He also plays better when he isn't forced played through surgeries and injuries. Damn, Liverpool and Spain managers.

How did the Red occur? Gee, AVB is a poor Disciplinarian.

Attacking Midfielder / Secondary Striker / Trequartista. He plays off the shoulders of Strikers.

PSG would do nothing for his career.

He is a bloody Foward not a Midfielder. He is practically a younger Del Piero.

The QPR fans actually did that [threw the ball away] more than once. I seem to remember they did to Luiz twice. Rangers are bitter scum, nothing more than dirt on our shoes.

Oriol Romeu is far to promising as a CDM to attempt to convert him into a CB.

Haha, I love this guy, I hope he becomes one of the best in the world, just because he is a character. I think the only country in the world that hates him is Italy.

Hopefully Mr Abramovich is at Chelsea for many more Birthdays. Happy Birthday.