Spike

This man will laugh after Hazard flays Bosingwa alive. Not before but after. Like a man.

Especially if he scores against us!

Well in real life and I am rather short and I do have a crippling heroin addiction. Good call.

POWER. He has a lot of POWER Mr Davidson.

Which character am I manpe? I think you are Locke.

Here you go mang: http://forum.talkchelsea.net/topic/4510-give-us-feedbackbugs-thread/page__st__1386

I'd put Terry in goal, myself.

He is only 20 isn't he? He needs to time to grow into a €20 Million player so we can buy him for €35 Million.

This seems appropriate.

Holy shit! Hahaha, that was hilarious. Nobody can fuck with Steve. I would have said "Challenge accepted".

Hey I was the one who suggested the Lebanese flag should be added...ouch. Well, let me just tell you that due to few certain terrible individuals from Sydney the Australian-Lebenase community will never be fully accepted into society. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_gang_rapes http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Cronulla_riots However where there is bad, there is good. And this man is most definatly good: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hazem_El_Masri

@CHOULO19, just out of curiosity. Do you know how the average Australian perceive Lebanese people?

I for one don't want this site to gain a reputation for being a home for those sort fans. Chelsea fans already have a really bad rep with Liverpool, no need to exasperate this situation. You know what I mean by those sort of fans. That is the last I will say on the subject, I just want to move on from this.

Her nips look awfully dark for her complexion...I'm not complaining about royal tits, though. If I could give you more rep, I would.

I don't know about USA but here in Oz, anything orthodontic costs a small fortune. Such a shame my family couldn't afford my braces...

SWP - Cissé - Taarabt Ji Sung - Granero - Derry Traoré - M'bia - Ferdinand - Bosingwa César I think that is what they will do. I would like something like this: Oscar - Sturridge - Hazard Lamps - Romeu Mikel Cole - Cahill - Terry - Ivan Cech I just want to see how Danny handles the number 9 role.

I hate it when people like him refer to Australians as British. Not only that, but he seems to think we all support the BNP!

I agree a slap on the hand would have sufficed for cap. He does spam a bit but at least he keeps this place a bit active when it's dead.He was a very popular user, also.

Well, it's because Kalas is class. Haha, don't hurt me.

Oh, piss off you conceited jackass. Take it up with Jim with you have a problem rather than spam every thread with the same old shit just to gain attention. You cry on and on about free speech and the you contradict yourself by talking about limits. They aren't any limits if speech is truly free. I'm not replying to you any more, I'm not wasting my time on you.

I'm sure the consequences would be consistent if a user made an inappropriate joke regarding, 9/11, Heysel Disaster, Ibrox Disaster, London Bombings, The War on Terror, Falklands War, etc You can still joke about it as long it remains within the boundaries of tastefulness. Here are two WW2 jokes: A little boy and his father are listening to the Fuhrer's speech on the radio as Germany declares war on the USA. The boy asks his father where the USA is. The father takes down a globe and runs his hand across the USA, saying "All of this area of North America, son". The boy looks at the globe and asks "and where is the British Empire?". The father indicates Britain, Canada, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, and India on the globe. "I see", said the boy. "And where is Russia?" The father showed him the sprawling mass of the USSR on the globe. The boy's eyebrows furrowed with concentration. "And where is Germany?", he asks. His father points at the area of central Europe where the Reich is located. The boy looks very concerned and says "Dad, has Hitler seen this?" Now is the next joke as offensive as this one? WARNING THIS JOKE MAY OFFEND AND DOES NOT REFELCT THE PERSONAL OPINIONS OF SPIKE

I think it may have been this: http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/26685767.jpg He has been suspended a few times and has been warned a few more, I'm sure this was just the icing on the cake. But let's move on. DON'T BAN ME I'M JUST THE MESSENGER - Delete post if necessary. That is a situation worth avoiding. Some things just should be forgotten.

A very lucky boy to have a pitch in his back yard. My back yard is full of divots, trees and burs. Not ideal for running around with a ball.

He would get banned again if he were to reveal that he is using an alternate account. Besides he was probably IP banned, which isn't hard to get around but nonetheless.

I've always wondered how long a Hipster would last in a country like Turkey... As a player I won't miss him, but I will miss his cover for the Starting XI. WIthout him [and Essien for that matter] the team looks a tad hollow.