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(Fuck Chelsea) #Arsenal If you only knew how much I laughed at that.

He is perma banned. When you are suspended you do not get the "banned" symbol under your name. I was about to make a joke too as a reply to cap but changed my mind because it was bad taste, so bloody glad I didn't post it... Anybody know who the other three users banned are?

Was about to read it than I decided to play Mass Effect 3 instead. I know what happened that day no need to delve deeper into the rabbit hole. I love your Hazard signature. Makes your avatar emabrassing by comparison.

NEWGROUNDS. EVERYTHING BY EVERYONE

The PL badges on my Juan Mata 10 11/12 shirt have not worn off.

Cristiano Ronaldo is the most perfect athelete in the game. Lionel Messi is the most technically perfect player I've ever seen.

Anyone else feel the overwhelming need to bathe intensely after reading that?

Regarding the debate of who is the best player(s) ever, I try and not comment on players that I have not seen play regularly or that are from before my era. So you probably won't see my kissing the ass or Maradona, Pelé, Baresi, Beckenbauer, etc. CR7 v LM10? Discuss dat shite here yo:http://forum.talkchelsea.net/topic/14016-uefa-best-player-in-europe-award/

Look how much taller he is than her. The missionary position would be hilarious, he wouldn't even be able to see her due to how far away she would be.

It's human nature to rationalise tragedies, which is what Cap is doing. Most rationalising I have experienced has been irrational.

Yahtzee is a genius.

It is very strange seeing him in another kit. Oh god why was he loaned out? He may not be as good as he used to be, but dammit he is needed in the midfield. DADDY DADDY I think that is an inside joke.

Happy birthday. 23? Why you are practically middle aged already.

Champions League You scored 19/22 = 86%. This beats or equals 89.1% of test takers. The average score is 14.

Scoring You scored 102/196 = 52%. This beats or equals 59.9% of test takers. The average score is 99. I suffered with Africa.

Weird. I have tried it again this morning on medium-high settings and it's running absolutley perfectly. There is something strange going on in the world.

Intel® Core™ i7-2600 CPU @ 3.40GHz 16 GB RAM 3GB nVidia GeForce 545 Can't even run Mass Effect 3. Runs Battlefield 3 on medium-high, The Witcher 2 on high, Mass Effect 2 on max...I'm going to go cry now. WHAT THE HELL MAKES ME3 SO SPECIAL?

Fantastic. Just fantastico. Forget the goal and assist, the fact that he pinned down the Welsh wizard is just putting a smile on my face.

Bidone D'or I believe. I think he won it three times.

I was talking about Levante, don't you know anything? And we didn't win anything. I'm not sure about you, but I'm not a professional footballer, it's kind of hard for me to win anything.

A certain other blue team also finished 6th...

Well I graduated high school. Ha, I scoff at you pitiful puny plebeians.

Don't read too much into that. Amatuer journalism at it's best (worst).

Don't worry they never are... Squawka.com, now that is an amazing website. It won't swallow as much of time as this site but nontheless: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage TV Tropes will ruin your life.