Spike

Not to mention he is tactically flexible. He can play on both wings as well!

London is a looooooong way away from Milan, my friend.

They only say that, because the truth hurts. They have a high level of jealousy towards Chelsea due to their recent success and that manifests as resentment. Besides many of 'Pool supporting mates, consider Chelsea and Liverpool rivals. Not everything has to be a local derby.

There is animosity between the clubs and players, not to mention the supporters. In the last decade or so, Chelsea v Liverpool has been a very, very common fixture which adds to the tension. José v Rafa Lamps v Gerrard debate Torres scoring all those goals against Chelsea only to join them and passively insult Liverpool Lamps breaking Alonso's foot Joe 'Messi' and his love for Liverpool http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17933659 Rivals

They are Chelsea's rivals. How the hell can you say Liverpool aren't rivals?

Yo! http://forum.talkchelsea.net/topic/13799-klaas-jan-huntelaar/

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/seven_deadly_sins.html http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv I remember doing these quiz thingos a few years back when I was a regular at Newgrounds. I stumbled across it today and well...these tests are just really hilarious. Looks like I'm going to hell. And most people consider me a nice guy, well looks like God think differently.

I though this was you?!?

Master race.

Nope. For the last four season he has played at least 36+ games a season.

Once again you mistake intentional hyperbole for seriousness. And I thought I made it painfully clear that I was satirising the whole concept of a master race.

I fervently believe the master race is in fact the Anglo-Saxons... Don't orgasm in your pants... Anglo-Saxon Australian representin'

Always a nominee never a winner.

This is one of the most aesthetically pleasing forums I've ever used. It's sleak, streamlined and minimalist. Look at places like RAWK, Red Café, Forza Inter Fourms and Red & Black Forums. I can guarantee that those websites will just give you a headache from how outdated their webdesign is (especailly RAWK, the design of that site literally hurts my eyes). For some reason it reminds me of Newgrounds before their latest redesign. The only thing I think could be added is more nationalities. For instance I can think of two nations that are missing: Sri Lanka and Lebanon.

Lisandro is such a brilliant player. It is such a crying shame that he has such a limited time in the national team.

Don't worry, Spike can see it. Spike sees everything. Spike is eternal. I haven't been drunk for almost two weeks. Though that is likely soon to change.

Geez, is that what you think about Australia?

I probably won't even remember who you are when I return. Brain damage, you know?

But I have to wooooork....aaaahhhh. Anyway next week I'll be travelling to the Gold Coast for a holiday. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Coast,_Queensland

I just got out of the sack...9:17am in Oz right now.

We would only sign him because Porto and Bayer Leverkusen are being hardasses. Third choice out of Hulk, Schurrle and Rémy. I would really like this signing, it would be fantastico. FANTASTICO

I saw that 'Buy me a beer' button/logo thingamajig and I got excited because I thought it said 'Buy a beer' and I was hoping that a beer would magically appear in my hand...

I generally don't trust Gab Marcotti outside of Italy. He knows everything about Italy and the Serie A but outside of it...eh...

I don't know about you but I know this guy from Philedelphia that is constantly in awe at how good the deals in Oz are compared to America.

Jim jimminy Jim jimminy Jim Jim jaroo. I've got a question is like to ask you. Did you just watch Mary Poppins.