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What the fuck happened in the Meireles thread?

I didn't take an EI test. They probably didn't even exist when I took my IQ test.

I can't believe people still complain about Torres not getting any service. Are Hazard, Mata, Oscar and Marin not creative enough? It takes two to tango and those four have been without a partner for a long time. There are two aspects to scoring a conventional goal: creating and finishing. The creating is there, but the finishing isn't. It's not enough for the creators to look for the finisher, the finisher has to look for the creator - which sadly Torres seems to fail a lot at. It just so happens that Falcao is a better dancer than Torres but not only that he creates a chance for himself and can finish it. If that makes sense, my job is done.

People seem to forget this is Galatasaray:

He will probably end up at Real.

Mine was pretty much the same as yours. When I was 14 the score was between 129 to 142 - or something like that. Maybe it was 129 for one school of thought and 142 for another, I can't quite remember. Of course the test I had to take was much more thorough than this and a lot of it was justifying your anwsers to the adminstrator.

Has anyone done a real IQ test with a certified test giver? When I was at school they made me take one. I got a pretty good score but I won't tell because people will think I'm bragging. I'll tell if anyone asks though.

This is what I think Brasil 14 England squad should look like: GK Joe Hart Jack Butland John ruddy DF Ashley Cole © Ryan Bertrand Micah Richards Nathan Clyne Gary Cahill John Terry Phil Jagielka Phil Jones Chris Smalling MF Adam Lallana Jack Rodwell Jack Wilshere Josh McEachran Steven Gerrard Ashley Young Adam Johnson Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain FW Wayne Rooney Daniel Sturridge Darrent Bent Danny Welbeck Sturridge Rooney Johnson - Rodwell - Wilshere - Young Cole - Cahill - Terry - Richards Hart Young - Rooney - Sturridge Wilshere - Gerrard Rodwell Cole - Cahill - Terry - Richards Hart Sturridge Rooney - Wilshere Bertrand - Rodwell - Gerrard - Richards Cahill - Terry - Jones Hart

You haven't?!

The one thing that shits me is that our weakest position is the midfield and what do we do? We loan out Yossi and Essien with no replacements lined up. Weakening the weakest position...

It's happened to me. Twice.

I for one thinks it a good thing that Chelsea were thrashed by Atleti. Everyone including the players and the supporters thought that Chelsea would sail through this match, given the Chelsea's form in the BPL. This loss brings the boys back down to earth and I expect to come back with a vengeance. To route QPR would only prove this to me.

He is brilliant alongside Mikel in the 'double pivot'. He retains shape unlike Lamps.

Looks like he smarted up and stayed at Real. Good lad.

Birmingfield Sheffham

I know that is why I brought it up.

Well, I certainly didn't anticipate this situation coming into occurrence.

Not only do I fell sick from eating a pie too fast..

I get home turn on the tele, look at the score and WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Yeah we have that. I don't like it. You know it was invented by the Nazis?

No one drinks XXXX. It's brewed by Carlton anyway.

I hate XXXX so much I'm offended that you think I'm a XXXX man. My usual brews are VB or Toohey's Extra Dry.

It is...but you really have to look for it. It is so uncommon that it may as well not be sold here.

OFF TO THE PUB!

I stand corrected.