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If I ever found myself in this situation I would probably have a heart attack from the shock.

I think he is like Gareth Bale; explosive, good crosser and great ball control, but limited in terms of technical dribbling and vision. So all in all he is more of a Bale Winger than a Giggs Winger.

I'm really starting to fucking hate City. It will only get worse if they sign Hazard.

Unless Dzeko hands in a Transfer Request I don't think your fellow Bosnian is going anywhere.

Depends what Barca we are talking about. He could have a shot a Barca B.

Wenger is apparently after Podolski. I wouldn't mind a player like him!

Yeah, I remember him being skinned alive by Giggs, who has no pace only technique and trickery. So Boswinger may do well against Bale's 'punt the ball foward and chase it' tactics.

I hate Tottenham. I hate Tottenham Hotspur, I hate those damn Chickens so much, I believe they aren't even fit to be grounded to into KFC. This is a must win. If we lose this, it may as well be a loss to fucking the Championship side West Ham. Remember them?

Because on FIFA 12 he has a potential of 85+.

Can someone please explain to me why the entire country of England is kicking up a fuss about this bloke? If he was 18 I would understand the hype but he is not 18, is he? Anyway someone has already updated his Wiki page saying that he is a Chelsea player! :541:It's kind of like that time some twat changed Wesley Sneijder's page and said that he was a Manchester United player and they put a photoshoped picture up and everything.

If we do knick Rodwell from Everton, I hope for Moyes sake he can convince Donovan to stay and not return back to LA Galaxy.

Well back problems and a horrific head injuries can take their toll on a World Class keeper. He makes mistakes, but they all do.

Is it true that Mourinho is losing patience with Ozil? Or is that just more rumour mill bullshit? It seems AVB is a tad frugal and Wenger like when it comes to transfers. He will shell out a bit of the cash but prefers to go for the younger lads worth under £15 million. I expect one or two marquee signings and a number of up and comers.

Fernando Torres has the same rating as Pato in Fifa 12. It is a crazy world we live in. I have seen him play a number of times (usually against Inter) and well, he usually plays really well. He is always bloody scoring against them and it's bloody annoying.

In: Azpilicueta Adam Johnson Alexandre Pato Luka Modric Mats Hummels And the natural and unlikely inclusions of Mario Gotze and Eden Hazard. Joao Moutinho, Rolando and Varela are targets from Porto, but fuck Porto, they hate us. Out: Anelka (Done) Malouda Alex Kalou ...Torres. I have always liked him, but I don't think he is in AVB's plans. Though I'm probably wrong. And to all those who want Gary Cahill, I have two words for them; Scott Dann - He may only have one testicle now, but he still has more balls than Gary Cahill.

The we sell him for a quater of what we paid to AC Milan (or some club like that) and then he wins the Ballon D'or the following year.

Of course he is set to join the team we play in the CL next. Fucking typical.

I don't know, it takes a lot of skill to do 1000 step overs a game...and nothing else.

It was a joke.

You mean a good squad player? Another problem I have with him, is that he is already 24 but he has barely played 100 professional games. Mata is younger and has already played well over 200.

Callejon has nothing except Pace going for him, may as well sign Walcott or Lennon.

I was doing a bit of reading on him and it turns out, he has only been an Argentine since 2007, before then he was a French Citizen. What and odd little fact. He seems like the type AVB would like. The South American/Iberian type.

It's either a Chelsea shirt or an Argentina shirt. I would bet on the latter, but it does look very similar to our 08-09 kit. I don't think he has ever missed a one on one chance.

Yeah, he has amazing technique, vision and control. Buuuuuut, he is slower than John Terry walking and would struggle with our aggressive high pressing tactics. Arsenal have no chance with Gotze. He is 18 and I don't think he would leave his boyhood cfor a new club and country, with a massive difference in culture and language.

Just as long as it doesn't come with baggage like: promiscuity, threatening to join other clubs just to gain a pay rise, forcing his ugly mug into the TV camera and cursing, regularly elbowing people and claiming "Once a Blue, always a Blue". But other than that, I would love to have our own Rooney. "Nice to see your home fans boo you, that's loyal supporters".