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He won't...because he is a cunt.

They are stacked with Wingers, even more so than Le Arse. Giggs Young Nani Valencia And even Rooney is necessary.

You had sex with Tevez?

Only if Chelsea finish outside the top four. It would be mental for Mourinho to come back given the current climate at the club, but I believe the Board (Read: Not Abramovic) is irrational enough to give AVB the boot and bring The Special One back in.

Well, I'm on Firefox and I can't see embeded videos on this site.

20. Ain't too bad for a newer fan. I wish I watched the club before the money.

I've had friends that have done both of those things and they aren't bad people. I don't hold double standards.

I give Aguero two seasons at Manchester City tops.

It should go to the guy that made the Sex Tape when he playing for West Ham. But in all really what about Hart, Baines, Jagielka and Barry for Captain?

Only if AVB signs players that can service him. This is the type of player that will win you the league, not by slaying the giants but destroying all the lower teams. But first 2 traditional wingers and a playmaker.

If worse comes to worse, buy a German Manager. EFFICIENCY! AVB should visit this site: http://germanefficiency.com/

If only he played for Chelsea as he does for Cote D'Ivoire.

I hate the fact we are stumbling our way into the top 4.

Next Michael Owen, you heard it here first folks.

Play him against ManUnited and he will score a hattrick. Next Michael Owen. Seriously, I give up on the First team, we will get better results with the reserves.

Maybe Arsenal's wage structure will leave him trembling with anger.

Wow, he isn't going anywhere.

He should be given 11 when Drogba leaves/retires.

I wonder what shirt number he will wear next season.

Inevitable.

Hopefully he pulls a Sturridge in the Preseason and gains the confidence of AVB.

If that is truly our home shirt (doubtful), I would buy it if it didn't have that stupid pattern around the Emblem.

Goober

I never expected to sign him this window. Summer (Winter) will be when Chelsea thows the cashola around.

His Through Balls are fantastic.