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And who are they? I'm not one of them. I said I would prefer either of them but not once did I say that are better players than Falcao. Don't put words in my mouth.

Torres was an Ancelloti signing. Carlo wanted him and Carlo got him.

And who will be delivering said crosses? None of our players are particularly adept at crossing. Mata is pretty much the only one who often crosses the ball.

The poor bastard strains his thigh muscles nearly every few games. One of my favourite fowards but he is more injury prone than Robben and Ribery put together. And his injuries are becoming more common in the last two seasons. I know it is the Bleacher Report but this is quite an interesting article on Pato's injuries. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1384106-ac-milan-will-injury-prone-rossoneri-forward-alexandre-pato-ever-come-good/page/3

My god. Never change Leif, never change.

If you've a problem with me say it to me.

well aint that just a terrible thing to happen

mate im drunk and your being no fun

well he is a better goalkeeper than me.

i know what you are insinuating. so piss off

fuck your ladders

So drunk that im not sure if I got into a fight last night. blood on my left hand and my face hurts And im still drunk

I got way too drunk way too quickly. They had to take me home for my owm safety.

If Chelsea manages to score more goals than Man Utd there is a very distinct possibility that Chelsea may just scrape through with a victory and hopefully with the victory come the much needed three points but the three points aren't a certainty.

Hang on a sec. 150.00 GBP = 233.020 AUD Woah that's a bit of cash. You poor misguided Pommie bastard. What is it? A fancy new silk snood for those cold winter nights?

fernando aint godd enough bcuz he doenst make the rights run and he doesnt dribble ball well also he is blonde also he isnt Falcao or benzema. they play in spain so they are better than torres even though torres played in spain once like 10 years ago when liverpool bought him. maybe we shud just sergio agwero or rooney as they are the best strikers in england and rooney captins england so that makes him even better. i hate kalou lol he sux. has anyone actually ever considered that maybe signing players for lots of monies like torres makes them bad players? i know ronaldo cost more than torres but that doesnt count so what im syaing is that expensive players suk and we should look for bargins like lamps and mata because they didnt cost mcuh even thouhg they cost more than ill ever make in my life. mikel sucks becuz he doesnt run and score goals a lot like ronaldo and messi i think that htey should also be signed but not for much money so if they are signed for a little like lamps and mata they will becom even better players than they are. if they are played in the two pivot with ramirez ( best player in the world) we will win the premer league and fa cup in like 20 minutes flat. also falco is the best striker in the world becuz he fashions his own chances and scores his won goals because he can shot dribble and pass like maradona. if he is signed tooo we will win everthing ever made even the serie r. but as i said before he needs to be bought for little bit of money so he can be a better player bexuz players tha t are expensie play worse like torres but not ronaldo. but it doesnt really matter becuz we have ramirez who is brazilan and brazilan are the bests footballers in earth because of fat ronaldo and cristaino ronaldo maradona pele and neymar and ronaldinyo he also runs and sprints a lot and has also when he runs he can shoot and pass not everyone can do that like mikel who has to stand to anything becus he suks lol/ torres sux becuez he shit

Kojo plays his trap card and the entire damn internet activates it.

Sometimes I like to kill myself after reading this thread. Of course I don't die, I never die. Ever.

Reddit is Gates of Hell for the internet. With 4chan being Hell itself.

Two goals in three games. Beast,

Everything is becoming homogenised. The differing opinions and colourful personalities are being strangled into a faint blue by use of a grey plastic bag. Debates are more pissing contests than anything factual and creative; I want to leave a debate with a new opinion or a new outlook not furious from another's hubris. It's not the Staff's fault, it's not the Users' fault it eveyone's damn fault including mine. And eveyone is so damn stubborn and arrogant, ugh I can't take it much anymore.. Blah, blah, blah, etc, etc. / pointless rant

No she isn't. She comes from a family of land owners from rural Queensland and attended a strict Catholic school in Brisbane, she couldn't be less like a bogan. Besides she sold that piece of crap almost 6 years ago. I'm sick of hearing about FALCAO. FALCAO THIS FALCAO THAT FALCAO WIN FUCK FALCAO

ESPN have picked the story up too. http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1200879/agent:-chelsea?cc=3436

I'm not getting at anything. I literally think of my grandmothers crappy old car when I read the word Falcao. I'm not comparing Falcao to a crappy old car, you've entirely missed the point. And once again Torres in inclusive to eveything. Besides that is a Ford Falcon GT. This is a Ford Falcon:

Get these guys to play live at his party: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwj6IjdY0VU&feature=related