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And I want more of our players to be photorealistic on FIFA. Mata, Lukaku, Bertrand, Courtois, De Bruyne and the all the others I can't think of. It is very pleasurable looking at players that havn't been designed from a template.

Happy 28th! Deserves more credit than he receives.

AVB doesn't need to go the board does. I don't know much about Emanalo but I do know Gourlay is a clown.

My point was that he doesn't put any effort into anything.

He should stop trying to tackle and just tackle.

..Or he could use the other £10 Billion he has locked away somewhere...

I have never seen him make a tackle.

Switch Kalou with Danny. Bingo!

In a recent interview Eriksen commented on his trials with Chelsea. He said he was [now] glad the Club rejected him because Ajax gave him a chance earlier than Chelsea ever would have.

I will hopefully be able to experience a matchday in the future. I'm very jealous.

Hopefully here, I really like Lavezzi. Cavani is a beast at Napoli I think he should stay as long he keeps scoring. He should at least score 100 league goals for Napoli before leaving.

Yeah, I fancy the red, white and blue too but it comes with a massive problem. Whenever I wear 10/11 shirt I always get some jackass that only see the back of my shirt and asks why I support Rangers. Fuck Rangers. The red can be done tastfuly like this 1982 shirt which is one of my favourites. I would buy it if I lived in the UK. 2003-2005 is still the best shirt ever

10 minutes later... The moral of the story is that Scousers are thieves and Benitez is a useless twat that can only stumble into success.

Do you think any of the front three (Lavezzi, Hamsik, Cavani) would join Chelsea, seeing as they have been heavily linked with us in the past?

Damn man, I eat spaghetti. Am I Italian without knowing? It would explain the large nose and abundance of dark hair.

I'm sorry my friend and no offence intended, but I laughed at that part of your post. Why don't you want Gotze?

Forgive me. I now remember Napoli is south of Roma. I always confuse the location of Napoli with Palermo. I feel like an imbecile now. You would think I would know Italy better with all the hours I've spent playing Rome: Total War.

Is that true for all Sicilians? I bet that is a source of conflict among Italians.

The perfect birthday present would be a win for Chelsea with Mata scoring 3.

It's not always about the money. Success seems nice.

Probably my favourite Chelsea player behind Frank Lampard.

I bet Henrique will translate this poorly just to fuck with us.

What is this talk about Mathieu Valbuena? Valbuena had a great last season.

Rossoneri will pick up their 19th Scudetto, mark my words.

I hate the Dutch kit for one reason: that stupid orange patch above the Squad Number.