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My point was that he doesn't put any effort into anything.

He should stop trying to tackle and just tackle.

..Or he could use the other £10 Billion he has locked away somewhere...

I have never seen him make a tackle.

Switch Kalou with Danny. Bingo!

In a recent interview Eriksen commented on his trials with Chelsea. He said he was [now] glad the Club rejected him because Ajax gave him a chance earlier than Chelsea ever would have.

I will hopefully be able to experience a matchday in the future. I'm very jealous.

Hopefully here, I really like Lavezzi. Cavani is a beast at Napoli I think he should stay as long he keeps scoring. He should at least score 100 league goals for Napoli before leaving.

Yeah, I fancy the red, white and blue too but it comes with a massive problem. Whenever I wear 10/11 shirt I always get some jackass that only see the back of my shirt and asks why I support Rangers. Fuck Rangers. The red can be done tastfuly like this 1982 shirt which is one of my favourites. I would buy it if I lived in the UK. 2003-2005 is still the best shirt ever

10 minutes later... The moral of the story is that Scousers are thieves and Benitez is a useless twat that can only stumble into success.

Do you think any of the front three (Lavezzi, Hamsik, Cavani) would join Chelsea, seeing as they have been heavily linked with us in the past?

Damn man, I eat spaghetti. Am I Italian without knowing? It would explain the large nose and abundance of dark hair.

I'm sorry my friend and no offence intended, but I laughed at that part of your post. Why don't you want Gotze?

Forgive me. I now remember Napoli is south of Roma. I always confuse the location of Napoli with Palermo. I feel like an imbecile now. You would think I would know Italy better with all the hours I've spent playing Rome: Total War.

Is that true for all Sicilians? I bet that is a source of conflict among Italians.

The perfect birthday present would be a win for Chelsea with Mata scoring 3.

It's not always about the money. Success seems nice.

Probably my favourite Chelsea player behind Frank Lampard.

I bet Henrique will translate this poorly just to fuck with us.

What is this talk about Mathieu Valbuena? Valbuena had a great last season.

Rossoneri will pick up their 19th Scudetto, mark my words.

I hate the Dutch kit for one reason: that stupid orange patch above the Squad Number.

· £10,000 in parking fines. · Car has been impounded 27 times. · £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team. · Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino. · Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager. · Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing. · Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club. · The "bib" saga. · Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week. · Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now" · Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix. · Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards. · Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan. · Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter. · Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee. · He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it. · Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans. · After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV? · Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich" · Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned. · Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show. · Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs. · Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around" · Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial. · Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it. · Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1. · Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors. · Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester. · Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney. · Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed. · Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track. I can't take all the credit for this. Some things are missing like 'I don't know who Jack Wilshere is'.

I think it is great that Dortmund is really making life uneasy for Bayern. In ten years I wouldn't be surprised if the Bundesliga is the greatest league in the world.

I would be rather pleased with a 6-5 loss.