Spike

I can only sigh.

Unpredictable and eccentric. Great adjectives for a foward, not for a defender.

Chelsea is officially a team of ball wankers. Congratulations, fucks.

Dear David Luiz and Ivanović, I'll see you in hell.

I'm dead

I just vomited. I'm so sick of Luiz making me nervous. These 'flair' defenders really grate me at times.

It's very hard to take you seriously. You are treading into the realm of self-parody.

You are a belligerent one, aren't you?

Are you watching this on Fox Sports, mate? Did you see that weird opening montage with the people choosing their teams with PS3 controllers?

For months now I've been hearing about this 'Aiden Huzzah' fellow, who is he?

A hangover and $50. I drank so much I passed out and hit my head but at least I won a $50 bet.

It may not be the greatest league but at least he is carving it up.

Still a twig albeit a slightly bulkier twig.

You clearly haven't seen me see Ocar's long passes.

Not many's passing skills can match up to Pirlo. There are plenty out there that brilliant with short passes but not many can say they are in the Pirlo's realm of the long pass. Xavi Xabi Alonso Paul Scholes One of the only players I can think of with the potential of being a great long passer is Josh McEachran. Now I know alot of people will say: "Spike stop being a dickhead and stop overrating our youngsters." But I'm not, McEachran's passing is unique and with the proper care he could be considered one of the best passers ever but that will be a lot of hard work for him and he has to be committed. I don't know McEachran personally so I can't vouch for his ambition and motivation. But don't forget that he is only 19 and every other player I've mentioned (Pirlo, Xavi, Alonso, Scholes) is 30+ years old, so time is an asset.

At one moment in time there was a sensible debate living, thriving here but sadly as the nature of the universe dictates: time destoys all things ("le temps détruit tout" - an often controversial and always disturing Argentine). What was once a thing of beauty and enlightenment has fallen into the realm of "pissing contests", each man (or woman!) attempting to one up the other in a show of power and superiority.

HIS FAT UMMA MAKE HIM BLEED

The main weaknesses of Pirlo is that he plays very stationary and requires a great B2B or Defensive midfielder and is quite lazy and useless in defence. One of Oscar's main strengths is his mobility and ability to close down players very quickly.

Fuk U RSI

I don't think I've seen him play in a chelsea shirt yet.

Choc Ice. We are racist in Oz. Found this myself... Caution large photo.

I want McEachran and Chalobah to see playing time.

That's not past tense! However the quote is applicable to all three tenses so its easy to understand the misunderstanding. I'm waiting for the London derby to start.

I didn't say that you did put words in my mouth I was telling you not to. That's the difference.

I never said that you were talking about me did I? I merely stated that I didn't say Villa and Dzeko are better than Falcao. Besides you clearly had me in mind by explicitly mentioning Villa, don't deny it. How many other users have stated their admiration for Villa in the last few days? Two? Three? Don't call me a twat.