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And then England and Germany.

I think the armband should go to the player with the most Caps and best lockeroom presence.. But I'm old school like that.

He plays well for Cote D'Ivoire. He could have been so good, but he just didn't develope.

I don't want him to leave. Mainly because I want to buy a Lampard 8 shirt next season if the Jersey is appealing. I hate the kit for this season.

As do I. He is a traditional winger which is fantastic.

He should go to Germany. He could manage any number of teams there and turn them into world beaters. Neverkusen, Bayern, Dortmund, Schkalke; all these teams could be among the best one day.

I laughed when he said QPR have a potential World Class player.

I swear to god I thought the quote was: "Aim for the moon and if you miss, you will still be among the stars."

I think it is because our interest in De Bruyne started before AVB arrived. It is crazy what a little bit of logic can do.

Both seasons. I REALLY WANT ONE!

Simple, elegant. There isn't any fucking around with these shirts.

Chels is surprisingly popular in the land down under.

So far our graduates have not been that successful...

Terminator X...well, the last time I checked would terminate Kalou givinen half a chance.

Who will man the guillotine? I say Peace should do it, he is French so he has probably used one before.

Looks like he means to be a Chelsea player for a while then. It would be great if he pushed into the First Team with McEachran.

Bobby Tambling scored 35 goals in 40 appearances in the 62-63 season, which is even better than the Prodigal Son Jimmy Greaves. Legend. Get better soon.

It would just be like the Mighty Mods and Adims to ban a lowly user like me for speaking the truth. I CALL FOR A PROLETARIAN REVOLUTION!

Seems to be the cool thing on these forums lately.

If it was too long to read, why even post in the topic? I understand it was a joke, but it seems kind of pointless. But saying that the post calling yours stupid was also kind of pointless. It is kind of a Catch 22. Don't worry about me, I'm just rambling.

And that is why he called Mr Chelsea.

I love the collective panic and desperation of the January Transfer Window.

The difference between Higuian and Torres is; that if you hoof a ball at Higuian he might just score a beauty but Torres as we have seen (no matter how sad it is), will just fail comicaly.

I hate it when us fans slap price tags on players, acting as if we are know everything there is to know about the player and the clubs invovled. Unless you have a degree in finance or economics, I think some should just give up on judging players and pricing them accordingly. When I judge them it is usually after they have been playing for Chelsea a long time.

It doesn't stop being clever, it just loses it's impact and become trite.