Spike

Then just sleep it off.

manpe has sand in his vagina.

Yes. When I was ill at the end of last year I slept about 20 hours a day for a few weeks. A nasty virus that prevented me from eating, back and neck cramps and viral fatigue sydrome left me 10 kgs lighter and several shades whiter.

Fluid in attack and possession allowing players to express themselves. Rigid and disciplined in defence allowing no goals to get through. There is a reason why Chelsea is the highest scoring and least conceding team in the Premiership.

Well he keeps scoring so I'm happy with him. If he doesn't do anything stupid like miss an open net, get suspended or get injured he'll keep on slowly building up his goal tally.

Starts (7) Wigan (away) Reading (home) Newcastle (home) QPR (away) Stoke (home) Arsenal (away) Norwich (home) Assists (4) Pass to Ivanovic (Wigan) Pass to Cahill (Reading) Layoff to Ivanovic (Reading Backheel to Torres (Newcastle) Goals (2) Penalty against Newcastle (won by Torres) One one with the Keeper against Norwich (pass from Mata) Penalties won (2) Won penalty that Lampard converted (Wigan) Won penalty that Lampard converted (Reading) MOTM (3) v Wigan v Reading v Newcastle Does he have any other MOTM awards?

Woah, I was incredibly drunk last night. I didn't want to get so wasted.

Somonectrll me hazard's stats so I can update them. I'm way too drunk to know ehays going

I'm drunk what's going on?

@Shogun, I had a dream last night about the end of the Premier League. Everton had won and Baines had scored 14 goals, Fellaini 16 and Jelavic 24.

Who the hell would want to go out on the town the miss' friends anyway? All giggling and $12 dollar sugar cocktails with sexual names.You just know one will drink too much start vomitting and then start crying (or vice versa I can't remember). Then she passes out on the ground with her legs wide open inviting the world to take a peak and then you have to carry her home and the next day you get accused of groping her while she was passed out. That shit does not happen when you're at home watching the tele.

We get to choose between a Welsh Bitch and an English Cunt as our National Leader. No wonder most Australians hate them just from sight, they are freaking poms.

I dinnae wut yer talkin bout, laddie.

I chuckle everytime someone says Falcao 'fashions his own chances'. What does he do? Cross the ball to himself?

I just loaded the gun you pulled the trigger. I could post more if you desire. How about the Ministry of Silly Walks? Or Dead Parrot? Or the Spanish Inquisition?

Twas a good man that one. He didn't always say what needed to be said but he kept this place alive sometimes.

THIS PLACE IS DEAD! WHERE IS EVERYONE I CAME TO KNOW AND LOVE? DEAD! ALL DEAD! NO HOPE!

Deserves to start against Norwich.

Can you actually prove it or are these just your opinions?

He seems to forget that Arsenal and Manchester United exist. He is a fool, he almost joined Chelsea but pulled out at the last minute not for love of Liverpool but for the safety of his family. I've met Liverpool supporters that have admitted the only reason Gerrard is still there is because of all the death threats he and his family received when it looked like he was leaving. Besides he forgets all the cash they have wasted on players, money does buy power Mr Gerrard but only if you spend it wisely.

Pass to the left hand side.

Chelsea 8 - 0 Norwich

Games start early in the morning where I live and I usually wake up when the games has already been on for a few minutes so I rarely if ever know who is on the bench besides those who are subbed on of course. I could have sworn he was injured during the Olympics but I remember he had that scare with meningitis before the games. I did not watch any of the Olympics either, the times were to extreme for me to watch.

Consistent doesn't necessarily mean that he been playing well. He very much could be our most consistent player, playing a consistently at a poor level.

He was injured at the Olympics also. He missed the start of the season.