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What does that have to do with anything? Messi is better than them right now, because one is fat and old and the other is getting fat and is middle aged.

How many semi-cheap promising CFs are there? Kolbeinn Sigþórsson Stephen El Shaarawy Stevan Jovetić Kevin Gameiro Mattia Destro Nélson Olivera Luc Castaignos Erick Torres Francisco Alácer Marcel Sabitzer But how many of these players will actually come cheap?

Messi > Maradona and Zidane because Maradona is an overweight ex-drug addict and Zidane is a chubby middle aged man.

Chelsea - 2 Man Utd - 0 Golazos to Mata and Sturridge

I wanted to capture his new badass beard. He only had a lame soul patch back in ye olde days.

A silky new kippah could do the trick. Failing that a weekend in Amsterdam could suffice.

The only reason this game was lost due to shite passing decsions and shite passing in general.

Everytime I think of Falcon I think of the Ford Falcon. A distinctly average economy car. A slowish vehicle with no power steering. Running over your prey is equally likely to destroy the car and prey.

ramirez is the best playa on the team bcuz he runs allot and is fasta than most playas he has good shooting and tackles also he is brazilin and brazilins are the best country for fottballers lol

Not much info really. http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7962484/

It would take the greatest debater on Earth to convince me signing David Villa would be a bad signing.

If a player is to be signed in January I'm really, really, really, really hoping it's David Villa. I don't care that he is 30, is still one of the best fowards in the world. Sure it would be a short term fix as he probably only has two really good years left (or four if he is lucky, he could turn out like Zola...) but he fits Chelsea style like a glove and he still has a lot to give to club and country. I would probably lose my shit if he were to sign for another BPL club.

It started with West Ham fans. Their attempt at verbal irony.

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I don't give a fuck. Still top of the league and still beat Tottenham and Arsenal away. This will be a great wake up slap for the boys, they will turn this into two straight win against Manchester United.

But Obama is a commie nazi socialist liberal America hater. I think it's nonsense that he would do something so inherently American like bomb the fuck out of other countries. /sarcasm. My country is run by a Welsh bitch that is too 'PC' for the good of the country and an English bastard that would kiss the Queen's arse whilst quoting Exodus if given half a chance. Though you probably don't care about my country, not many people do.

1. Why does it have to be Ramires that loses his spot? 2. Why does the formation have to be a 4-2-3-1? 3. Why do you single me out when there are a few others that share the same opinion? I'm quickly running out of fucks to give and I never had that many on the first place. 4. What about McEachran, Chalobah and Romeu? Wouldn't they suffer more than Ranires? 5. I dont think I ever said he should be signed, just that he is good value for £25 million.

There are a few potential reasons he may want to leave: 1. Personal ambition. He has won everthing in Spain thrice over, he has nothing left to prove. 2. He dislikes how Barça is evolving with Pep Guardiola. 3. He has grown complacent at Barça and feels's his abilities as a footballer can no longer increase in his comfort zone. 4. He thinks that the Chelsea supporters are much more handsome than their Catalonian counterparts. 5. Cynical but a bigger pay check. DIDIER DROGBA USED TO DIVE A LOT. TORRES DIVES. IVANOVIC DIVES. I've watched Barça quite a bit and he doesn't even dive that often. The only really bad dive was against Inter Milan a few years back when he got Thiago Motta sent off.

Cassano just keeps scoring. Hot diggety dog.

He may be a horrible cheating bastard but damn one has to admit that this guy is probably the best CDM in the world right now. 25 Million would be a steal for a guy of this much talent.

Well right now he isn't a Chelsea striker is he? The last time I checked he was playing for West Brom.

I hope to see another club win La Liga in my life time. They do say nothing is impossible except imbossibility itself.

For the second time, this about Lukaku not Torres. There is no need to compare the two at every oppurtunity. It seems discussions always evolve to accomodate Torres. Everything is always Torres this Torres that; I'm sick of it. A person will praise Sturridge by criticising Torres, they can't just praise Sturridge for playing well they find it necessary to criticise Torres. For example: 'Sturridge played well today and scored a goal. Why can't Torres do this?'. It seems that Torres is mutually inclusive to everything. Sure it's always relevent to compare and criticise Torres when concerning other players but is it alwasys necessary? NO, NO, NO, it is not necessary. Anyway since Lukaku is playing at a different club right now wouldn't it make more sense to compare him to Shane Long or Peter Odemwingie? He is compteting against these two at West Brom in West Brom's footballing system. Wouldn't it make more sense to compare him to his actual competition? Torres and Lukaku are playing with different people in a different system so it's kind of hard to fairly compare the two, isn't it? Sure we can easily compare their abilities and attributes (speed, first touch, strength) but to compare the two on match performances is unfair for both players.

I wasn't even talking about Torres was I? This is about Lukaku not Torres, everything that needs to be said about Torres has been said. I'm not going to praise Lukaku for almost scoring.