Spike

Hopefully in between a pair of thighs.

Real Madrid should be cosidered. José always has a target man and right now he doesn't.

We deserve gold. It is just a marketing ploy used by ADIDAS, as they have already done this with two other clubs; Real Madrid and Bayern Munich. Also that Liverpool kit looks about 20 years old.

NO. We already have Mikel. Pointless transfer.

I hope West Pork don't get promoted. I'd much rather Blackpool who losed every game 6-4.

I wouldn't care either to be honest. If I was at his stage in a career (30+) and my club wanted to loan me, I would tell them to get fucked and ask for a Transfer.

Right now I'm fond of Pablo Aimar, Javier Zanetti and Diego Milito. Still getting the job done

We were in drought for years, but we were neve in trouble because of the artisian basin. Bore Water FTW!

I think Mata will almost definitely be here next season. I have a long sleeve Mata 10 shirt with Premier League badges.

He made Bilbao his bitch today. A very pretty brace.

Drogba was called a mercenary when he arrived.

What teams can afford him in England? Not many. He'll stay, I'm confident.

He should go back to the Ligue 1. Perhaps P$G or Lyon?

€25 Million. DONE! Or a trade could be on the cards. Some users like the idea of Dzeko, so why not a direct swap?

They won't buy players but they will hire Ben Affleck to model their kits. Tsk tsk tsk.

I hope that Geordie bastard is hurt. Nothing serious, just a month or two.

I really want a Lampard 8, but I'm not sure if he will still be here.

Even though the Tarten print was invented in Austria...but oh well, it's not like the Scots have anything else going for them. Bagpipes- Turkey Haggis- Noway

Stoke...Sunderland....they are basically the same teams to me.

Like if you are watching this in 2012.

The last time I checked he was in love with Phillpp Lahm, so I guess Bayern is on the cards.

And yet he is a massive AC Milan fan. Or so I read.

He would be perfect at Chelsea. Tall, strong and aggressive. Doesn't rely on pace or trickery to hit the back of the net. I would like him here, but it would be a coup. BosnianLion would piss himself. Since, my last post I've seen him play a lot more and I like him. I would support this signing 100%. I think you give City too much credit. Edin is a big earner and not many clubs will be able to afford him, I believe if they really want to get rid of him they will do so as soon as possible.

I apologise in advance my friend. You Poles have some great characters.

Men playing with balls isn't a turn on for me.