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ALL GLORY TO THE MANCHESTER CITY TOAD

I imagine the people that take and gain advantage from nepotism are nepotists. Whatever.

It doesn't matter how much strength you possess when some hulked up jackass kicks you in the head. Also, in Australia when you call another person a 'unit' you are calling them 'weird and a bit stupid'. It can be used as endearment or as an insult. I just though I'd clear that up.

Because there is more to a week than 90 minutes of football? This whole thing about Lukaku not being able to joinHazard to join is just a way to justify the fact that Hazard doesn't want to join Chelsea. I'm sick of it really.

I always worry about Cech when there are lots of aggressive players in the box. Look at what Gomez did to Weidenfeller in the DFB Pokal. Gomez would probably jump on Cech's head given the chance to score a scrappy goal off his left thigh.

No one. I misread BlueLyon's post. I am Error.

I'm just naturally argumentative. It's never personal, it's just business. I'll argue to the point even if I know I'm 100% wrong beforehand.

He has incredible ball control, dribbling, passing and a fantastic shot. I laughed when I read 'he has less defensive capabilities than Scholes'. Since when could Scholes tackle? I can not wait for this lad.

And it is never mentioned which players he is dribbling past. Is he dirbbling past players like Nemanja Vidic or Roger Johnson? Statistics are pretty to look at but they reveal very little about what happened.

Agreed. I thought something was missing and it turns out it was Peace.

What ifs don't make a great footballer. I don't care what he would have done if some variables were different,

Excellent through baller? Surely you jest? I think I've seen him assist off of one through ball.

He means he is flat.

Geez Cap, if this is getting you off your tits, you should have seen how the users talked about Sala during Ancelotti's rein. I think once Sh0n3x in a drunken rage used the 'n' word (it didn't go down to well and Nemanja apologised when he became sobre). His problem was that he always lacked the end product. Great dribbler, decent passer, good finisher, fantastic penalty taker, pace, work rate; so why can't he capitalise? The fact is that he just hasn't improved as player at all.

Henri BlueLyon Just ask Zeus - KING OF ALL GODS

I always associate Audi with the German bulk convenience store Aldi. So by association I think Audis are cheap and a discount company.

When you've done hard time like myself, you know how to keep guard while sleeping. You seem to forget I was in a Gulag.

Sloth, Sloth, Sloth have you been bullying the Americans again?

Bitch please.

Steve Clarke is welcome back here.

Because...?

I want him gone. He hasn't improved since day one at Chelsea, if anything he has regressed.

He wanted to leave, I believe.

Well, he was going to play Oranje, so the Netherlands are special to him.

Marko Marin is just endearing.