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The CM position is bullshit. Put him in the AM role and let him have fun with that left foot of his. Fucking English Iniesta, mark my words. Give him a protein shake, build the fuck out of those leg muscles and watch him duck and weave through defences. He doesn't need to score goals or get the assist, he needs to create space and just harass defences. He is agile as hell and is very calm on the ball, so I don't see why he souldn't model his game on Iniesta.

I think Josh would be fantastic as an Attacking Midfielder. The position requires less physicality and with his movement and agility he could very well play in an Iniesta style role. I just think that the larger the squad is the less chance Josh will have. I would rather see him playing now than in 4 years. He is young but the only way to improve is to play, otherwise worse may just come to worse and he will find himself lost in the purgatory that is nPower Championship.

Doesn't he just dribble around a lot? I'd rather Josh get the minutes instead of this bloke.

28 isn't that old...Besides he plays behind the Striker. That position doesn't need filling.

If he scores against England I think he will instantly be reevaluated.

Not exactly the type of player you get excited about signing but neither was Makélélé

Batigol bows to none.

Forget Messi and Maradona; Batistuta is where it's at.

If Messi is God, who the hell is Maradona? You Argentines don't even realise how spoilt you are in Foward area.

Im not very sobre right now and I took the title at face value. I literally thought Pep had joined.

Hulk would be a great marketing player. Not only does he have a fantastic name but I imagine he is very popular or at least very known in Japan. AND IF THE JAPANESE ARE MESMERISED $$$ €€€ £££ ¥¥¥

I often wonder how SHM knows these things. It makes me proud that an Australian has access to such knowledge. It brings a manly tear to my masculine eyes.

MOUTINHO is needed more than HULK. He is a very dynamic midfielder but perhaps a touch below Modric. At least Tottenham won't get any funds from us.

I really, really want this guy at Chelsea. As soon as the Hazard deal is wrapped up, Mou sould be the number one target.

This is like topic number 5 on this guy. MERGE!

I've been pondering for a while now: who is the superior Footballer Javi Garcia or Javi Martínez?

I'll bite. I feel so gay, right now.

Hazard. Because he is on my list of footballers that I have a man crush on. Especially if he wears 11.

I guess in a country where Dutch, French and German are the official languages it's easier just to communicate in English!

What is that in French and Dutch? I assume you speak both...

We have some great Belgian posters on Talk Chelsea and hopefully some great Belgian players at Chelsea!

More than likely it's Dortmund fans praying for such a transfer

My starting XI Hazard Hazard - Hazard © - Hazard Hazard - Hazard Hazard - Hazard - Hazard - Hazard Hazard wearing gloves

McEachran. Oh wait nevermind we are talking about players we can buy. Duh!

IT HAS TO BE ASHLEY COLE'S BODY!!!