Spike

Let's smash them and move on.

I want you to tell Pep that Spike said "Fuck off Pep, you twat, he is ours!". I was mesmerised by Mata after his first appearance for the club. I was not expecting him to be that brilliant. So I splurged on a long sleeved Mata 10 shirt...

Gambling is a terrible vice. *Drags on a durrie and takes a sip from a beer*.

Don't sass me.

No, I'm not.

I started when I was 14.... That's why I've stopped. Falcao well everything has already been said about him several times over.

17? Blah I'm getting older. I like to see him play for Chelsea one day but he seems pretty set on playing for Soton for a while longer.

I bet you can't grow one. Only three hairs on your chinny chin chin.

True. It could happen.

It would be quite the achievement to sign 732 players from a country that doesn't exist anymore. In Roman we trust.

I'm staying in Manchester. I've no plans to leave for Barça.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2264403/Southampton-sack-Nigel-Adkins.html

Get Nigel Adkins. He is available. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2264403/Southampton-sack-Nigel-Adkins.html

Don't worry, I'm perfectly calm. They are rhetorical questions, I was merely pointing how vague and ambiguous most of your statements are.

And when you gaze long into the beard of De Rossi the beard also gazes into you.

At least I tried to back up my arguement with at least one source. As far as I know Zola entered a gentleman's agreement with Cagliari before Roman even bought the club. So it's moot point in the end. I hinestly don't care if you were talking about physicality or not, I was. What type are you talking about? Flair? Creative? Putting it in bold doesn't make your point any clearer. I know exactly what you are trying to say but it's hard when what you've stated is as ambiguous as Justin Bieber's sexuality and gender. I think you really underrate Jose as a manger. He isn't the one trick pony that many claim him to be. We all know that he prefers his football to pragmatic, organised and disciplined but that doesn't mean he is incapable of building a team around Mata, Oscar and Hazard.

What does Pjanic's beard taste like?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/2294695/Gianfranco-Zola-Im-not-ready-for-Chelsea-yet.html

What do mean " again"?

Because he has used players with the same build and physicality before... Deco Ozil Sneijder Di Maria Robben Joe Cole And don't forget that Makelele was only 170cm tall... Jose has his beasts of burden that do all the dirty work (Khedira, Alonso, Makelele, Terry, Essien, Cambiasso, Zanetti), his powerful fowards/attackers (Lampard, Eto'o, Milito, Duff, Drogba, Gudjohnson, Ronaldo, Benzema) and his flair players (Sneijder, Ozil, Di Maria, Joe Cole). I think Jose can do it, but it will be very hard to fit all three of them into a well oiled hard working machine.

Zola is a very charismatic fellow and having a charsimatic manager is always a good thing.

Hopefully if he gets gametime the loan will be extended by another twelve months.

First it was " Xavi Alonso" and now it's " Edison Cavani" . Can you go day without getting player's names wrong? Also it seems he Cavani joined a team called Kyuchuk United...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edinson_Cavani Looks like Falcao it is.

Sounds about right.

No. Q - U - T. Yeah there is. That is a New Zealander by the sounds of things. Australians would be more likely to say "maaath". Dragging out the 'a' sound longer.