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SINCE I'M ON THE COOL LIST AND MOTM DOES THAT MEAN I'M GOD?

You insulted another user. Goodbye braz, we'll miss you. I'll shed a single manly tear in your honour.

Never change, Scouseman, never change.

The Britsh Empire. If there is a war going on you can be sure the Queen wants a piece of that pie. Time to send the lads in. Aussies and Kiwis first though, don't want any Englishmen dying too early. Over the trenches, lads! Be sure to run directly into oncoming artillery strikes and machine gun fire!

@Henrique, Since you obviously know me and my intentions so well (even better than I!), please tell me what's my favourite colour, I'm dying to find out these things about myself. But back to the serious subject. Look mate, I haven't called you out for whatever it is you post on here or taken a dig at you so I kindly ask you do the same for me. If you're bitter towards me or anyone else take it up in the PM system as I'm sure people are getting tired of reading constant bickering, unprovoked digs and whinging. Even Blue Lion/Alex made an announcment about the aforementioned subject, I suggest you read it, if you haven't already. http://forum.talkchelsea.net/topic/15309-abuse-abuse-abuse/#entry586862 That's all I have to say, I'm will not be risking my neck on this any further.

Funny how ManCity's youth products have turned out in the last decade. Joey Barton - insane Michael Johnson - overweight Nedum Onuhoa - fighting against relegation Shaun Wright-Phillips - in the same boat as Onuhoa Stephen Ireland - ??? Bald? They would probably have a decent home grown team if not for the Sheik.

Giggsy I'm not too sure about (I think he is a grade A classless twat) but Scholes is definitely a ManUtd man through and through. Though it would have felt great to steal Steevee Gee away from Liverpool (their reactions!) I'm not convinced he would have been a success given Lampsy's and Gee's performances for Angleland together.

I've only watched them a couple of times this season but I think Pellegrini uses the 4-2-3-1 with Joaquin, Isco and Bounotte (spelling?) playing in the three.

All valid reasons, I can't speak for Isco but none of those things might not matter for him. He might consider living at Malaga with his family and friends to be of higher priority.

There are some loyal fellows still around world football. Javier Zanetti comes to mind when I think of loyalty. He has never been a big earner at Inter and when Imaginary Madrid and Farcelona came knocking about over a decade ago with large contracts he simply refused. Hell it took death threats and a huge contract to keep Steevee Gee at Liverscum so I do know where you are coming from.

I'm not sure why Isco would want to leave Malaga. It's his home town and his boyhood club. He may have been groomed and trained by Valencia in the Mestalla but he is very much a Malaga lad.

Well, in the end none of them ended up leaving so I guess it doesn't really matter anymore...I for one don't know what goes through their heads so I can't really comment on their loyalty or anything like that.

To me that isn't attacking the reason. That's just debating. I would consider this attacking the reasoning: User 1: " Torres is a great striker" . User 2: " You think Torres is a great striker? That's a fucking retarded statement." Attacking designate hostility.

Attacking the reasoning is just as bad in my books. There is no reason to attack anything in a civilised debate.

WHY DO I KEEP COMING TO THIS TOPIC? WHY DO I NEVER LEARN? MAYBE I NEED SCARLETT JOHANSSON TO TIE ME UP AND TEACH ME THE ERROR OF MY WAYS.

http://epltalk.com/2013/01/14/must-see-documentary-about-chelseas-iconic-east-stand-video/

Don't forget butchering the French accent and growing a terrible moustache. And his psuedo intellectual and often philosophical rants.

I hate Eden Hazard because he hasn't already scored 200 goals for Chelsea and he because was bought for £32 million and because other people like him and because other people hate him and because he has blue eyes and because he has tanner skin than me and because he is a millionaire and because he is Belgian and because I'm Australian and because my water bottle is empty and because I can't find my pants and because it's 40' degrees celsius and because he missed one penalty and because he doesn't score enough for Belgium and because he is really good at doing rabonas and because he scored a corker against Stoke at the Britannia Stadium and because Chelsea bought him from Lille, only for the great Kalou to go the other way and because he wears the number 17 and because I'm hungry or hangry in this case and because he is Batman and because he isn't Batman and because every twat and their cousin says that he will join Imaginary Madrid or Farcelona one day and because he hasn't won a World Cup with Belgium and because Lionel Messi hasn't won a World Cup with Belgium and because neither Messi or Hazard have won the World Cup with Argentina and because he hasn't won the Ballon D'or and because he isn't as talented as Thorgan or Kylian and because he has a cool last name and because my internet speed has been slowed because I've reached my monthly allowance which is 50GB which makes me wonder how I download that much stuff, it's probably all the porn I watch or all the games and other pirated things I download, it surely can't be the fact I constantly smash the F5 on every website just to see if the interent would explode, could the internet explode, George Orwell says you can destroy the past and information and that's precisely what the internet is, so I propse to you lot that we get fifteen kilograms or C4 explosives and plant them where the internet lives and asplode the cunt just to see what happens, would the world end, or would Eden Hazard save us? Hazard would save us because he is Batman...or is he?

This band will cheer anyone up. I mean they have the word "Joy" in the title.

Why so serious? Of course I know what you meant; so yes I get your point. MY statement was actually poking fun at you for being so pedantic. So I think you're the one that actually missed the point...unless of course you aren't being serious right now and you did understand my tongue-in-cheek statement and you've responded with another. I hope your aren't being serious...

Stamford Bridge is a village in East Yorkshire so matter no what he said it could have been mistaken for something else...

This more for me put into perspective how idiotic Blackburn's new owners are compared to Walker. Gang of Four is a brilliant band. Just thought I'd mention that...

But at least we KNOW he is 21...the girls on the other hand...

Yeah saw that when it came out. Nice to see it again, though. Good stuff, really.

I think my way of thinking is too abstract and lateral for mathematics. Architecture I think is where my passion lies, but I don't think I'll be accepted into the course.