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Sometime in February. Yay? I'm doing IT, so I'll be probably be the alpha male in all the lectures and tutorials.

Shadupp you face, Ryan. What's a matter you? Hey, gotta no respect. I'd take Luke shaw in an instant, he's 17 but still one of the better LBs in the league.

I was accepted into QUT.

Lionel Messi's son.

Remy hasn't even scored for Marseille this season and M'Vila is a pretentious diva that whines when things aren't going his way. Also M'Vila beats up little kids. M'Vila isn't even half as good as Mikel. I've never rated him and I rated him even less after playing like a moron on the Euros. No way those two are going to save QPR.

At least with the appointment of Jose Mourinho we'd be assured that he will bring in some physicality. There are a couple of powerful midfielders that have caught my eye. But I'm sure Jose's scouting knowledge would far out muscle mine. Ignacio Camacho of Malaga Etienne Capoue of Toulouse Romulo of Spartak Moscow

I'd like to know the candidates for his replacement first...

Aye, it's refreshing to see the club chase players before they've won the Ballon D'or... The Kakas, Shevchenkos, Ronaldinhos of the world aren't linked with Chelsea very often anymore.

Regulation 25 man squad. Lampard out, Isco in. You see I used the word 'replacement' not 'successor' or anything like that. If you take Lamps and put anyone in ( it could be a GK for all I care) they are Lamps' replacement. It doesn't have to be like for like. A replacement doesn't have to have equal value or attributes.

I'd be thoroughly disgusted if Chelsea doesn't take advantage of this in the summer. Perhaps this has been in the works for the last month or so and that's why Super Lamps isn't getting a new contract - because they've found a 'replacement' in Isco. I'd that's the case, I'm very shocked by the club's new found ability of foward thinking.

Well reggardless I'm really hairy. Almost 19 and I can grow a full beard. Razors are expensive...

Ack, if he leaves I'll have to splurge out on a Frank Lampard 8 shirt sooner rather than later. That'll do a bit of damage to the old wallet. I really don't know about this. My head says it would be best for him to leave, but everything else says the opposite. I'm not going to use stats or whatever else people use to back up their statements, I'm simply going to state my opinion. The midfield looks a lot more stable and effiicient with him in there, it's almost if he gives purpose to those playing around him. He may not have the 60 games a seasons legs anymore but he has proven that he can punch in a few goals and assists reggardless of his age. Buuut he isn't going to be here forever and the minutes he gets could be better applied to someone with a 10+ year future here, someon like Oscar, McEachran or Chalobah. Lamps has at the most three season left in him before his done as a professional footballer but those three mentioned earlier all have almost 15 years left in their career. Both choices have pros and cons and I just hope whoever is in charge of this situation makes the right decision. We'll never know which is the right decision but hopefully every will turn out for the best reggardless. The only thing I can say is that the club survived without Zola...

Well I will see how this goes after a few weeks. The doctors gave me medication for my acne at one stage it helped but... Does a person need to be really hairy to have this hair follicule infection?

In High School I had terrible acne on my face, to the point where it has left one or two crater scars (thankfully they aren't noticeable at all under most circumstances). It all cleared away when I was about 16/17 but the minute it left my face it migrated to my back. Now I didn't mind, I don't often take my shirt off in public so nobody would know. But it got to the point where it was getting cystic and that made it hard to lie and sit down. Lately I've wanted to get back into shape. I mainly do aerobic excercises like sprinting, jogging and swimming. And since I'm a vain bastard I hate to go swimming because of my bacne. So I lurked around the internet for a bit and found out that vinegar does the top one over acne. Let's see how this works out.

This is what I find funny. Who is the most famous German of all time? Adolf Hitler. What nationality was Hitler? Austrian. Who is the most famous Austrian of all time? Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. What nationality was Mozart? German. Mozart was from Salzburg which at the time was a part of Germany...now Salzburg is in Austria...

Dr Phil is far too classy. Jerry Springer is more our level. JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY

Bring it. I fucked guys like you in prison.

Don't judge people by how they act on the Internet. The whole prospect of anonymity breeds either honesty or sociopathy. I can't speak for anyone save myself but it tends to be the later. That's why otherwise normal adjusted people go on sites like YouTube or wherever and just say utter shit, that's either ignorant, racist, sexist, ageist, etc. I know for a fact I'm far more aggressive on the Internet than in real life.

Geeeeeez, Soooorrry princess. Sorry I touched a nerve, I won't do it again. Jesus Christ man, I'm on the otherside of the world on the internet. I hardly think it matters what I say. I keep forgetting that other cultures aren't as trigger happy on the insults or banter as Australians. So I am sorry for that.

I told you not to blame me, guv. I'm a renegade a maverick I play by my own rules. There is a reason I've won "The Loosest Cunt In Australia Award" a record three times in a row. DILIGAF YOLO

YOLO

DILIGAF I do what I want.

You pay for the plane ticket and accomodation. And don't blame me if your girl makes several passes at me.

Glennfiddich.

It's because Ryan doesn't use Steam, he uses the much superior Stream.