Spike

He drops so deep sometimes to get involved with passing play he is nowhere near the box to make runs.

I think you should spend less time on the internet and more time hitting your son.

We beat the scousers?

Shame he bottles it.

Don't get the hype around him.

RIP fella, hope your family is alright.

He is a rough cunt on the pitch. Gave a lot of shit to Ramos and Arbeloa one match only to shake their hands afterwards and give a pat on the back.

I don't know why this is in a Lewis Baker thread but regardless. Di Maria is winger and strangely enough a CM (he has made most of his appearances this season in the three man midfield and he plays as a CM for Argentina) not a #10.

Would look very dashing in a blue shirt emblazoned with a lion crest and large 9. He is a tank, could be a lot like Didier Drogba for us. Holding up the ball n shit, not always scoring but always impacting a game.

Frank Lampard. That is all. Probably a thread more suited to those actually attracted to the male sex.

Ever wondered how Barcelona think about Chels? Granted that's only one city but counts nonetheless.

I only say 'we' or 'us' when I get really lazy otherwise I will always refer to Chelsea as Chelsea. I generally dislike referring to myself as the same entity as a sports team. 'We/us' makes little sense to outside of a fan context (I identify with the supporters of the club not the club itself). 'We were all upset when Sunderland won'. This is fine by me, as I am one of many supporters that feels this way. However: 'We should buy Arturo Vidal'. I very much dislike sentences like this as I have little to nothing to do with transfers or any other activity concerning the club. I much prefer reading 'Jose should buy Arturo Vidal'.

The vitriol the Chelsea get is absolutely amazing. The hatred literally oozes from pundits, forums and every other media outlet in the world. The venom has reached a fever point after the Atletico Madrid match as apparently it's disgraceful to play defensive minded football and appreciate football in a way that differs from attacking like mindless coyotes. Well, are Chelsea the most vilified and despised club in Europe?

Fuck off, you sophisticunted cunt.

Suck my dick. Fuck , I mean: Suck my dick, fag.

I wasn't trying to rhyme. Fuck off, you cuntmaster.

If you were a deer, you'd be a stag. Fuck off, you cunt.

You're just a nag.

A fuckwit. You zig-zag.

Mate you are the definition of a dag.

Did you use a brown paper bag?

Want me to throw a snag on the barbie?

I thought a shag?

You keen for a slag?

I miss your meltdowns tbf.