Spike

England. Rain, shitty weather, annoying accents and constant 'convict' jokes. A kicker of a time.

I don't want to go to Africa. I said I wanted to go to the south of France ffs.

Shut up.

Says the pom. It is a well known fact the pommies hate everything across the Channel.

If anything this going towards the glory days of the Spike, the Indian and the Chav running the show.

Ryan is hot for Egyptian.

Must be Spanish for dog. Hide that huskey of yours.

At least I'm funny when I'm drunk. What a disgrace.

This is one brilliant bottle of Bordeaux. I must see the south of France one day.

I miss games all the time. Sleep is a huge factor. In Australia I'd wake up at 3am to watch games but to be honest I'm quite exhausted of that and I'd rather get a good nights sleep than watch Chelsea thump a team like Aston Villa. If Chelsea plays a team like Arsenal, Tottenham, Man Utd it is a different story.

A small piece of my becomes a little sadder when England wins at rugby.

You are on a bantering roll today, mate. Did you get a gobbie last night?

The English obsession with banter is sickening. You people sicken me.

Yet you are the sick fuck that is going to stick his cock in some whale's pussy/mouth and possibly bum. You make me sad for the human race.

All filth tbh

I like it when Scottish people claim to be Irish (third worst country after Scotland and Wales). They can't escape their fate.

Whiskey - Babylonian Tartan - Austrian Haggis - Norwegian Bagpipes - Turkish Penicilin - Australian and English All the things that are famously Scottish aren't from Scotland. #TeachTheControversy I don't find this fun at all. The fact I'm conversing with you is making me sick.

Barbarians are a step-up tbh. Barbarians don't go around shiving grannies for ten quid and a shot of heroin.

I like how Scotland gave themselves to England and Edward Longshanks. Asked to be independant, it was denied. Fought some wars and lost them. Fast forward 500 years they get to vote on being independant and pass up the oppurtunity.

You would just inject them on the busride home.

@, change my name m8

I have an inexplicable urge to spit on you.

Unfair.

The Scottish one. Worst nationality ever.