Sheva.

Yeah, the thing about placement is it only goes in if the Keeper dives the wrong way.

Also, Hazard has a short run up which makes it more difficult for keepers.

Lol, yeh Spurs have amazing tradition and Levy is the best boss one can ever have; he never sacks anyone or breaks promises

Rio is just a stupid cunt, then later he will go on twitter and cry about Chelsea fans booing him.

Scored 1, missed 3.

Spectacular Neymar

Ai se eu te pego

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuuG7JbLhGo Random, but he scored a lot of penalties last season, and i think he will be 2nd choice penalty taker now that Drogba is gone. Not many players are like Drogba, but from what i remember from his time at Lille, he did pretty well in games against the top teams.

Yes, i did that last preseason. It costs £4.99 a month.

YES!

Fine and a lengthy ban by the FA.

-----------------Hilario--------------- Ivan/Hutch--Luiz--Cahill--Ferreira -------Ramires-----Essien------- ----KDB------Hazard-----Marin---- --------------Lukaku----------- Not sure on all the players that will be available, but my team for the game would look like this.

They all have dates when they're scheduled to return, and most should join up with the team in the States.

Hutch at RB, and Ferreira as LB sounds decent.

I think Benayoun should stay. He showed at Arsenal he's not a bad option to have on the bench, he can score goals and also not bad in the creativity department. Players like he and Meireles will be very valuable for cup games and also when key players need to be rested. (Right now the only player i want to leave is Malouda, there's no space for him anymore!)

Who will play as LB next wednesday? Ash is not back in training yet, Bertrand is with the Olympic team and PVA is on loan.

There's no way he believes he would have won the CL and Fa cup had he still been manager?! All he has to do is watch the last 5-6 games we played under him and be the judge, we were freaking hopeless and half the players looked like they had already given up.

I can't see this move happening, simply because of what Porto are demanding. Hulk will remain in the Portuguese league till he hands in a transfer request and forces a move through, instead of saying "i would have no problem staying here" every week.

Javi Martinez is Barca's number one target this window according to Marca so i won't be so sure about Romeu being back up to Busquests. Martinez will play DM or CB just like Mascherano. And both of them will be considered before Romeu. Also i'm not bitter, i won't hate him if he goes back, just don't think it makes much sense when he will play more here.

Paul Waugh @paulwaugh QC tday asked John Terry how many times he'd been sent off. "Can you say, please? Four times?" JT answered: "Please, please, please, please" "I wasn't making up John Terry's '4 pleases' gaffe btw. The court fell about laughing"

Exactly. Saying things like "grow up" etc has not changed anything. Some people still unnecessarily go around attacking other members.

Pathetic. I don't care if he was schooled at Barca, how many chances did he get in the first team? Yet AVB believed in him, brought him here and gave him games. And now he would just jump at a chance to return there to warm their bench. (You can say RDM didn't play him a lot, but not like he could bench Mikel who was playing fantastic)

DE BRUYNE GEARING UP http://www.chelseafc.com/page/Tour_News/0,,10268~2840500,00.html

Not if you also add Dzeko (27m) and Tevez (not sure the exact amount, but close to 30m i think) Nothing new, as soon as Chelsea get involved the transfer fee is always bumped up.