Amblève.

Disagreed with the red card then and still do. However, why the fuck would you even put yourself in such a shit position to begin with? With how terrible refs are do you really need to risk fucking your own team over this badly?

If we fuck up this amazing opportunity to integrate one of the biggest CB talents around there is no hope for us, really.

Go on, make me eat my words, Alvaro! Absolutely brilliant performance.

I'll never not like an anti-Levene post. Dude's a POS.

Relegated, no doubt.

Ofc the Hazard rumours had to start at some point this summer again ffs

Are you trolling? At least half of the posters in this thread have complained about the transfer.

BREAKING: AMBLÈVE HAS PASSED HIS MEDICAL

According to various Twitter accounts we might get a first medical picture tomorrow! Stay tuned!

CHELSEA ON THE VERGE OF BOLSTERING FIRST TEAM WITH AMBLÈVE http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/07/30/chelsea-verge-announcing-ambleve-signing/

Watch us end up with Lee Cattermole ffs

Fuck this shit. The transfer sum doesn't even matter now; you're giving United the opportunity to fill a major hole in their squad for which there is no other player available. Bravo, whoever the fuck is in charge!

The only way to get that out of his system is by letting him play and make those mistakes. Experience is key. Even with those few frustrating moments he's been our best player during this pre-season. I honestly can't wait to see him being given a run of games that actually count.

Yeah, enough TC for today...

Love Batshuayi's swagger and aggression.

Did he seriously call an offside there?

These refs have been shit ever since that Arsenal game. Goes to show how much better European refs are even though they suck, too.

Really not a fan of Morata in that Hazard position.

This thread always makes me chuckle. People ridicule City for spending almost 60m on each of Mendy and Walker but want us to pay 70m for Alex Sandro which would easily make him the most expensive defender of all time. I can't even get into how absolutely lunatic that is that's how much at a loss for words I am.

Yes, I would have loved to see Cesar or David wear the armband but Cahill captained the team for the majority of the season and there were never any reports about anyone being unhappy about it. Congrats, hopefully you get to lift many more trophies for us!

This post should be a mandatory read before posting on this forum.

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"and will be the most successful" - good one, mate.

Fuck me, I wouldn't even do an Usher and give herpes to United let alone Matic

Watching the game re-live now. Playing under that ref and on that pitch should be a criminal offense, Christ.