Amblève.

I would love to see Eden play with Fekir behind Morata.

I can't watch Willian anymore. I just can't. Everytime he has to play a pass it seems like his brain is trying to understand quantum physics.

He didn't, though. So what's your excuse for bashing one of our players for no reason?

Another assist with his right foot last night. Wouldn't surprise me if his assist totals with his left and right foot were close to even.

Fuck it. Make me look like the biggest idiot ever, my sweet prince.

Think it was a freekick pretty centrally around the 18 yard box which Luiz skied

Personally, I think it's just as much as of a problem in big games, especially when you consider that Conte likes to play on the counter against the big teams. Good counterattacking opportunities are rare against big teams so every single one needs to be executed to perfection, something Willian doesn't do well IMO. His understanding of picking the right pass in transition is really poor so his dribbling is the only weapon left which (when he's not in good form) can be just as shit as his decision-making as we've seen in the past few games.

Anyone else notice how Alonso's right foot is really good, too?

If he can gradually fill out his frame he's gonna be a top-5 CB in no time.

That sliding interception at 0:15 is one of the classiest defensive plays I've ever seen.

If he wasn't a cunt he wouldn't be half the player he is. Adiós Diego, it was a unique experience having you at this club!

Ah yes, how could a woman ever grasp the concept of a sport which revolves around 22 human beings chasing a ball on a rectangle field of grass. Sure, female quantum physicists have helped humanity understand the origins of everything a bit more and of course female scientists have also contributed towards fighting and defeating deadly diseases BUT FOOTBALL? No chance, mate.

Watch Cesar karate-kick the shit out of 3 opponents at the same time and get send off so Conte has to take off Musonda tonight

Cavani would start over Morata.

"Neymar since unfollowed him on IG." has to be the most 2010's sentence I've ever read.

It's impossible to read "Dan Levene" and not post "FUCK DAN LEVENE". FUCK DAN LEVENE.

I'm tired, Robbie.

Get the pitchforks ready boys

Not sure why Pedro's grabbing N'Golo's hand on his knee tho

How so? Courtois didn't spend a single day in our academy.

Iconic.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves just yet.

He truly is the new Torres

Hazard's about to debut the new Nike Flyknits which look absolutely gorgeous https://news.nike.com/news/mercurial-vapor-flyknit-ultra

Lol'ing at all this talk about crossing. Crossing's arguably one of the most useless parts of a fullback's game in modern-day football.