Amblève.

That trophy is so fucking ugly, it's not even funny.

JEEZ COULDN'T THEY HAVE DRAWN AUSTRIA WIEN TO OUR GROUP?!

Arsenal to finish 4th. Like they always do.

I want to see the Mikel - Ramires pairing again. With our attacking players actually tracking back now it would be more than interesting to see how this pivot would work; they played well together under RDM last season already so this combo definitely deserves a fair chance.

IT'S DONE

Plus Bosingwa, Kalou and Malouda

Also, how is Essien capable of playing in the DP against Bayern?!

I'd love to see Jose trolling Bayern and playing all the starters from the final that are left. Just imagine the look on their faces if, for example, Bertrand was starting at LW again

That was my guess, too. For real though, how can you mix up the facts like that?! Not even the DailyFail manage to do that.

Something that made me a bit curious while reading this article (it's not really worth reading, lol)... http://www.givemesport.com/364723-chelsea-three-players-facing-makeorbreak-season Does anyone know what ankle problems the writer is talking about? I've never heard about Bertrand having these kinda issues before (and I can't find anything relevant on the Internet either), tbh.

Election campaign time in Austria sucks... big time. Frank Stronach, party leader of Team Stronach (yes, his party's name is his own last name...), gave an interview this way a couple of days ago... Another party leader, HC Strache (FPÖ, the right wing party in Austria) posted this pic on his official FB site... Gosh, I feel so ashamed of this country's politicians...

Yeah, just re-watched the game and you have a point here, although I think he was better in the other 2 games. Anyway, I think that Luiz will take that role of attacking the striker(s) earlier when he starts playing alongside JT as it suits Terry definitely more to sit deeper, both tactically and in regards to his fitness level.

Terry has benefitted from our rather deep lying defensive line. Will see if he can keep this level up, but for now, he's been really, really good.

Congrats Big Pete!

This thread has been more entertaining than the game despite 50% of it being posts about streams...

Lmao

Schürrle adds another one to his shit 9% conversion rate from last season...

Fair enough that.

Hm, not for me really. He's been dropping deep a lot (which speaks volumes for our pivot...) but he hasn't done much there aside from shooting a couple of times and losing the ball often. If anyone, I'd say Terry was our best player in the first half.

Are you kidding me?! Oscar has been an absolute turnover machine so far.

And Cahill's, Ivanovic's, Lampard's...

We're not that desperate yet.

Have we actually played 5 passes in a row at least once?

Is Martin Tyler commentating the game on Sky Sports?

Jeez, is Mourinho friggin mental?!