Amblève.

Right at the beginning of the video you hear his name being pronounced by a German reporter.

Don't even try to discuss with him mate. It's pointless. You'll only get to hear the same "Chalobah and Ake are better than Mikel, Mikel doesn't give a shit about Chelsea"-BS all over again. He's not even gonna try to react to the points you raise.

If I (or any other man, for that matter) pulled off my clothes in a public place I'd get accused of indecent behaviour, but obviously footballers are allowed to walk around in their underwear! THAT's the disgusting part about this whole thing!

I would have never ever expected the Green party to build a coalition with Stronach's party... Austria's going downhill and it's absolutely embarrassing.

Hoeneß disapproves, lol.

We all know that's not gonna happen...

I wish there were advanced stats and a NBA-like PER for football accessible for us ordinary mortals.

@Kieran., I love your hair. (Well, this might sound a bit weird, lol)

I can't decide what looks worse - Eden's hipster tank top or the way Thorgan is wearing his cap.

Starting alongside Chalobah and Shelvey in a midfield-3 for England's U21's.

The economic state of all those countries you mentioned isn't really promising...

Lmao.

Obviously Mourinho's not gonna say that Torres is for sale... let the market dictate his price tag.

@, vidi vidi Bosancera

If Chelsea are not interested in selling Mikel for 20m, does that mean Mourinho and the rest actually rate him?! Who would have thought that

DONE WITH SCHOOL, EXAMS PASSED AGDWGDGMPHDUHPOMGDPAJGDY

Yeah, most of the time. In related news, I can't wait to start reading my 2 new books tomorrow.

How were your results?

So I've finally come to the point where I'm blaming my teachers for giving me too much to study for my exams

I like that scenario but I don't think it's as simple as that. Torres is on huge wages (for the next 3 years...), and will he take a pay cut to join another club, a lesser club? I doubt that. So if he's staying, he's still getting his usual pay check making him one of the highest earners despite not playing much which would not only be bad for our pay roll but could turn out to be a problem for our "team chemistry" (can't think of a better word) as well. Players like Mata and Hazard, who will only get better, will demand higher wages when they sit down to discuss new contracts and considering Torres would get paid for literally doing nothing, their expectations when it comes to pay raises could be higher than our board thinks. Mind you, this is hypothetical and maybe never ever gonna happen, but still. Ba joined us only a couple of months ago so I can't see him leaving at all. As for Lukaku, I think it's the best for everyone if he stays on loan at WBA to play as their starting striker a whole season long. I wouldn't mind seeing him at Chelsea next season as our BU #1 though (which again would raise another question: Should Ba really be the 3rd striker?! ).

If he really signs with us, what happens to Torres/Ba? That's the only question I have.

Contract extension, please.

KPB is one of the last remaining leaders out there. An absolute beast of a player, however, I don't see Chelsea needing him and him being suited for this Chelsea squad.

That's not what @bleed_blue said.

You know what sucks? Buying a highly rated book and having no free time to read it.