Pizy

Agents Rafa and Torres reporting for duty! Fuck sake. Ba is cup tied so why not play him and bring Torres on later?

Fuck off City. Spurs looked dreadful all game and pull a bloody Arsenal.

Why don't City play this lethargically against us? They look like they aren't bothered.

If Spuds play like this against us, we'll spank them.

So is the best player in the league, 3rd best player on the planet, and £60m man Gareth Bale even playing? Absolutely invisible so far.

It wouldn't be too bad to finish 1 spot below Spurs and get 4th but it would be well and truly embarrassing if Arsenal finish above us. Our team is acres ahead of theirs quality wise and we were 10 or 11 points ahead of them at one point. Not to mention we did the double over them. It's a real possibility though because in typical Arsenal fashion they get a stupidly lucky run-in compared to us. They always play like complete shit but get ridiculous decisions late in games to steal victories. I honestly belive if we were to play them 10 times we'd win 8-9 of them.

I fucking hate Arsenal.

Arse will hammer them now and likely pad their goal difference.

FUCK OFF SIDWELL! Arsenal lucky as ever once again. Luckiest, flukiest team on the planet.

Please Fulham! In the end I'd much rather have Spuds finish top 4 than Arse. Or perfect scenario, us in 3rd and Everton 4th.

Hopefully only a loan until January. Kevin's probably starting to feel like he'll never get to play for us. Just bring him back!

C'mon. I like CarloFan. Really passionate about Chelsea.

I'd love to see Luiz in midfield with Ramires. He's confidence should be sky high and he's looked sharp going forward lately. Back line with Azpi, Iva, and Terry should be more than adequate.

Our defense is so nervy! I get scared every time they get it into the box.

We're just so slow in the build up in their half. Never look like scoring.

Why can we NOT defend crosses?

Ideal summer: IN- Lewandowski, Fellaini, Schurrle, and a CB OUT- Torres, Malouda, Marin, Essien RECALL- Lukaku, KdB

Please don't ruin my week, Chelsea. Knowing us we'll lose to bloody Fulham and then thrash Loserpool and Spuds.

Won't feel good about this until I hear confirmation that KdB won't be sold or loaned again.

I just hate seeing our players wearing these skin tight shirts. You always see them constantly adjusting them and trying to stretch them out. Also make certain players like Mata and Hazard look strange. Makes Mata look like he's got a gut.

Well it was apparent wasn't it? Our players were scared of Yaya. He was a beast and none of our players could really do anything about it.

While I agree with your point, just look what happens when either of Mata or Hazard aren't playing. I hate to say this, but we look almost midtable, Liverpool-esque when Mata doesn't start.This is why I'm not against going after a Isco or a MUCH less likely Gotze. Not a priority obviously.

Jesus. IT WAS A JOKE!

Guess I should know by now that sarcasm isn't as easily detectable over teh internetz.I've been one of KdB's biggest fans and advocates of him being a regular for us next season. I don't want him sold or loaned again.

Because I was definitely serious.