Pizy

If you think the hype here for Traore is big, you should see what the tools on Redcafe are saying about that Adnan whatever the hell his last name is. You'd think they have Messi on their hands.

Wish I could watch live. Hope to see more of Traore in the second half when I watch it later.

Looks like Suarez is gonna do exactly what I wish Rooney would do. He's gonna force his way to Arsenal. They'll be legit contenders if they land him. Fucking annoying.

Why not give them one of our really promising kids on loan plus £40m? They need help in CM so maybe Chalobah can get a top class, midtable loan.

He'll pen his contract before our friendly.

This is getting worse by the day. If Suarez gets sold for some huge figure, why would United sell Rooney for any less? Now United's official twitter is hyping up Rooney's return. Think he may actually end up staying now after all this shit that's gone on. Just about ALL top strikers will be gone.

So several reputable papers and journo's now reporting that Arsenal have indeed lodged a £40m bid. I'd absolutely HATE to see a player as good as Suarez going to bloody Arsenal. Think he'd be absolutely brilliant playing with Cazorla and Walcott. Really hope we're monitoring this situation incase Rooney doesn't come. Don't think I could stand seeing United lining up with RvP, City with Aguero & Jovetic, and Arsenal with Suarez while we throw out Fernando fucking Torres.

Don't remind me. And you know he's the most popular player when we go on tour, so when the club sees the fangirls going crazy about him they'll be even more reluctant to sell. Already hard enough to stomach seeing Torres as the featured player on all of our adverts.

As each day passes my frustration grows. The longer this goes without Rooney handing in a transfer request the more its looking like he's staying and that all he's wanted this whole time is more cash from United. If by the end of the week he hasn't asked for a transfer formally I wish we'd just bid for Suarez. Jose himself just stressed the importance of preseason for a player, so we can't piss about and wait.

Yeah, I don't know if he's worth that much, but I bet you they wouldn't take a penny less than that for him currently.

Think Mourinho will be the ultimate Trump card as far as ths kid goes. He's made it clear he likes the kid and wants him, so even if another club moves for him I don't think he's going anywhere. Unless Madrid offers him huge money or something.

Wayne nursing that hammy on the links, eh? Nice.

Yep. Doesn't look like this is going down imminently and we'll have to hope United will eventually relent. Just hope that as the deadline gets closer, Jose and the board are confident that if it appears its a no-go, a fall-back like Suarez can be had. Would hate to have to wait until January with fucking Torres leading the line. Still not convinced that Rooney is our only target. Call me a muppet but I'm still holding out hope for a CM! De Rossi, we love you!

Yeah, I fear so as well.Hope Mata or Luiz score the winner against those cunts and kisses the badge right in front of Moyes and then we buy Rooney the next day.

Touche, touché.

Funny to see the enormous jobs that all of our former bosses have. Madrid Brazil Spuds Barca potentially

I don't know whether to be encouraged or discouraged about Rooney's silence. On one hand, him not immediately squashing a move away on his official site or twitter makes me think he definitely wants out, but on the other hand, he could be keeping quiet and letting the speculation and possibility of him wanting to go to a title rival rampant as a ploy to force them to give him a new deal. Wish he'd just put in a transfer request to speed things up. Really don't want to wait until deadline day where he'll have no preseason to aclimate and settle with his new teammates and manager. Plus he'd miss the United match.

To be honest, I'm not sure Wayne can spell "anymore."

Please let Higuain go to Napoli. PLEASE! He goes there, funds Madrid's bid to buy Suarez, we eventually get Rooney, and Arsenal gets FUCKED in another transfer window!

Pics of the kit today please?

Thought Chalobah was a DM not a CB?

Don't suppose anyone can stream this to YouTube? Hate not being able to watch games as I'm on an iPad and the preseason matches aren't televised until the American part of the tour.

For perfect evidence that Rooney isn't shit, head on over to Redcafe and have a gander at their Rooney threads. They're all shitting themselves saying that they'd be gifting us the title if he's sold here.

He's shit. Wouldn't take him for 20m. He's like a bad Theo Walcott. Über frustrating player.

At this point I don't even give a shit what we pay for him. I would do just about anything to see Rooney score the winner in a blue shirt against United in that second match. If Jose wants him as badly as it seems he does, I wish we'd stop pissing around with bids we know will be rejected. Rooney is a player who'll need a good preseason to get I'm ready. If we're gonna buy him it needs to be soon so he can get started with the team. It's already gonna be hard enough with all of the attention he'd get.