Pizy

This doesn't sound good. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2389073/Wayne-Rooney-Luis-Suarez-London-moves-blocked-US-owners.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

That's what I was thinking as well.

So lads, lets see some line ups with Rooney up top. 4-2-3-1? 4-3-3? What about a lineup with he and Lukakau?

Once Rooney is signed, the next day I wanna see the official Chelsea twitter account post a pic of Juan Mata signing a new 5 year deal. Ultimate Manc cock slap.

I see the "let him rot for 2 years" brigade are out in full force on twitter. For a group of supporters who constantly brag about being the biggest and best club in the world, they sure do seem scared shitless about selling him here. Surely the biggest and best club in the world should be able to get on just fine without a player who's "past his best and out of shape" according to them?

Still don't really see how he and Cavani play effectively together. They're both at their best when played as the #9 and we've seen repeatedly how useless Cavani is in any other position.

Excellent riposte.

Would completely contradict our buying policy now. As I said on the last page, if we want a short term, highly experienced striker who won't be a long term investment we should really try to get Zlatan. I watched him yesterday in PSG's opener and he was still a class above everyone else on the pitch even at 32. Better than Cavani and better than any other mega rich player. He's STILL the best pure striker in the world.

Yes, the same cunt who your supporters are terrified of seeing in a blue shirt."Gift wrapping Chelsea the title," as they put it.

Because then everyone would think Moyes is just his puppet. Which he probably is.

I will if he plays this weekend.

You'd be stunned by what that lot think is a fair deal for Rooney. Even saw some idiot yesterday say that United should demand £30m AND Mata. "We won't weaken ourselves unless we weaken them in the process" is the general feeling there.

I go there a lot because I need a good laugh a few times a day. Didn't think it was possible to see a more deluded set of supporters than Arsenal fans but this lot on RedCafe take it to a whole new level.

Exactly. They're a cash strapped club but Ba would cost them under £10m I'd say.

How about they just buy Ba?

And to think there were actually some fucking mongs on RedCafe saying shit like "if this is how Chelsea are gonna look this season then I'm not worried at all" after we lost to arguably the best first XI on the planet the other day. These noobs have been losing to some bumfuck Asian sides and lost to a Sevilla side who just played yesterday.

Course they will. If he scores for fun like I think he'd do for us they'd jizz themselves with joy and cheer his name.

No. If we are interested in any over 30 striker it should be Ibra.

Well for us here in the States "prime time" is 8 or 9pm. May be different in Europe, I'm not sure.

That's probably going to be his first line when he talk to Chelsea TV in his first interview. "Jose showed faith in me and made me feel like I can do anything."

When's the testimonial? Has it been confirmed he's not playing in it?

@Barbara- Yes, I watched the Inter/AC games. If they're anything like Inter quality wise than this should be a pounding.

I'd prefer him too. Cheeky deadline day bid if all else fails.

They've been about as reliable as Sky Italia recently so I don't buy that.Way too old to even be considered anyways.