Pizy

Yes, the same cunt who your supporters are terrified of seeing in a blue shirt."Gift wrapping Chelsea the title," as they put it.

Because then everyone would think Moyes is just his puppet. Which he probably is.

I will if he plays this weekend.

You'd be stunned by what that lot think is a fair deal for Rooney. Even saw some idiot yesterday say that United should demand £30m AND Mata. "We won't weaken ourselves unless we weaken them in the process" is the general feeling there.

I go there a lot because I need a good laugh a few times a day. Didn't think it was possible to see a more deluded set of supporters than Arsenal fans but this lot on RedCafe take it to a whole new level.

Exactly. They're a cash strapped club but Ba would cost them under £10m I'd say.

How about they just buy Ba?

And to think there were actually some fucking mongs on RedCafe saying shit like "if this is how Chelsea are gonna look this season then I'm not worried at all" after we lost to arguably the best first XI on the planet the other day. These noobs have been losing to some bumfuck Asian sides and lost to a Sevilla side who just played yesterday.

Course they will. If he scores for fun like I think he'd do for us they'd jizz themselves with joy and cheer his name.

No. If we are interested in any over 30 striker it should be Ibra.

Well for us here in the States "prime time" is 8 or 9pm. May be different in Europe, I'm not sure.

That's probably going to be his first line when he talk to Chelsea TV in his first interview. "Jose showed faith in me and made me feel like I can do anything."

When's the testimonial? Has it been confirmed he's not playing in it?

@Barbara- Yes, I watched the Inter/AC games. If they're anything like Inter quality wise than this should be a pounding.

I'd prefer him too. Cheeky deadline day bid if all else fails.

They've been about as reliable as Sky Italia recently so I don't buy that.Way too old to even be considered anyways.

Haven't watched Roma at all over the past year other than the Cup game. Should this be a fairly comfortable victory?

Hope to God that he's waiting until after Rio's big night tomorrow before handing in the transfer request as to not fuck with his friend. Like I said earlier, if he plays in the Community Shield and starts getting friendly with the squad again he ain't leaving.

Ha! I know it isn't a bad thing mate. I love it since its how most of our big sports are. Prime time, whole family watching. Perfect.Don't mind getting up at the crack of dawn for my Blue's during the season though.

Maybe it's just because its preseason, but I hate how he doesn't immediately sprint at defenders and attack. It's like he uses his incredible dribbling and technical ability only in a reactive way. He'll wait until he's closed down or in danger of getting tackled before he explodes and flies past defenders. Most of the time he gets the ball in a 1 on 1 situation he's at walking pace and passes it away. You watched the master CR7 yesterday get the ball and instantly burst at his defender and blaze past him with skill. Hazard needs to be doing that more often. God knows he has the talent.

I'd say Ba instead.Imagine how much shit we'd get if Torres goes back there and miraculously finds his form again. "See, Chelsea DID ruin him! He just needed to come home!!!1" Seriously though, I'd be absolutely delighted if we ended up with Suarez on deadline day. Teams will be extremely intimidated seeing a player like Suarez playing in front of Hazard, Mata, Oscar, and everyone else. They'll know they're in for a nightmarish time trying to defend.

In that case...

That's what I was thinking.Don't want to see him play in the CS, winning it, and bonding with his teammates again. The fans will have realized that they aren't getting any big names and being the fickle bunch they are, they'll band together and cheer Wayne on rather than booing him to try to convince him to stay. I think if we see him in that game he'll stay.

Hope so mate. We need him.