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If Wenger or Rodgers did this they'd probably get a £10 fine and a blowjob from every FA boardmember.

Isn't he nearly 30? Doesn't really fit the profile of player we'd be after these days. Is it "link Chelsea with every Brazilian player week" or something?

I'd still have Rooney here in a heartbeat. Massive upgrade on what we have currently and would link up brilliantly with our attacking midfield trio.Still hold on to what I was saying when we were after him last time. That if he was the featured, main main up top and shown some "love" from José he'd be back to his world class self. None of this dropping back into CM shit that he's been doing most of the time this season. Where does Rooney even play next season when RvP is back and Mata is more settled? Kagawa as well. Mata and Rooney always get in each other's way as it is and that without RvP.

If these shit rumors are to be believed (lol) they say that it wouldn't be a problem.The reason I can't see him going there is because he'd be in the same exact situation he reportedly wants out of at PSG. Even if United were to sell both Welbeck and Hernandez he'd still have RvP and Rooney to compete with. It literally makes zero sense. Unless RvP or Rooney were sold. With Van Gaal going there and him being so close to RvP I can't see him being sold.

José has said more than once that he thinks Cech is one of, if not the best keeper in the world so it wouldn't surprise me at all if he declares very early on in the summer that he's keeping him. I love Cech, but that would be a mistake. We have a world class player sitting right there in our laps and don't even have to pay for him.

So he claims himself that he has multiple offers. Wouldn't it be just our luck if he chooses somewhere other than us? Hopefully it's not like last summer where one by one every striker we were linked with signs elsewhere. Maybe if the Cavani to United rumors are true they'd be willing to sell us Rooney after all. There's no way Rooney, after signing a new mega deal, will be happy to not only play second fiddle to RvP, but have Cavani to compete with as well.

Always look forward to these last couple of matches. Last chance to see our boys all play together for a while. Just finish the season strong with 2 victories and see where that leaves us. Maybe we'll get extremely lucky. If not, 3rd place it is and massive strides forward from last season.

It's clear now that "we don't play football with the majority of possession, we play on the counter like RM" is what he really meant to say. Of course all of the idiot journalists on twitter who love to smear shit on a Chelsea at every opportunity jump all over this and paint a picture that makes it a big deal. Nothing in this at all.

Hate to keep banging on about a former player, but I really think that Hazard especially misses having Mata here playing alongside him. It eased the burden in attack and he had someone to link up with and play off of. You can understand these quotes. He's being asked to create, score, do everything really. Willian doesn't score, assist, or create really, and Oscar's form fell off a cliff but he isn't of Mata's class either. Hopefully having more quality in front of him next season will help.

Great, just what we need. More controversy.

Spot on.He's an absolute menace and yes, a total cunt. He's like the Mourinho of players. You hate him unless he's on your side. He's just the kind of physical striker we need. I'm warming to him more and more. Used to be iffy on him and would still have Cavani over him, but I would be delighted if we signed him.

Just imagine how formidable we'll be next year with Matic eligible, Courtois in goal, a striker worth his salt, and a midfielder next to Matic who can pass a ball. Finish the season strong with 2 wins and roll on the transfer window. Can't wait.

Worlds best keeper. Totally in command of the area and has every attribute in his arsenal to be an utterly dominant force. He 100% MUST be installed as our #1 next season. A monster, really.

People slating José can suck my cock.

I'd give anything to be a moderator tonight. I'd have already banned about 5 fucking idiots.

We gave it a good go. When we have Matic and a couple of additions next season we'll be back. No shame in losing here.

Fuck. From so excited to ultra nervous.

Really hope Hazards inclusion means that Torres isn't on an island by himself for 90 minutes like the first leg.

Biggest complaint is Torres. Please don't be useless!

WHAT THE FUCK!? LOL

Good player. Think he'd be much better in a team that actually has a system like ours and everyone knows what the fuck they're doing unlike at Spuds. Think he'd be an upgrade on Ramires (slightly) but I'd rather we aim a bit higher if we want a new CM.

Anxious as hell to see the lineup. This wait is going to be brutal. I hope Hazard has the absolute game of his life tonight and Oscar rediscovers his form.

What I'm saying is, no matter how we win it there will be people that hate our club and hate José so much that we'll never get due credit or praise.

Both our club and our manager have far too many haters for that to become a reality.

If we had those stats against Bayern the football world would once again scorn us and call us enemies to the sport.Real Madrid do it in BOTH legs and are praised and lauded. This is exactly how José wants to mold our side. I can imagine that countless hack journalists are creaming themselves and salivating at the thought of RM winning the CL. "Did in his first season what Mourinho failed to do in three," they'll say. Never mind the fact that he'll have done it with José's squad and over £100m in transfers. If we beat the odds and win the thing I hope José just stares directly into the camera silently smiling for 30 seconds straight and then walks away.