Pizy

Any iPad friendly stream links for the Spain match? Or the England match?

That's the inbred Scouse DNA speaking.

Pack it in, guys. ChelseaCobham has spoken. It's a wrap. Done deal.

She has one gigantic rack. Nice and MILFy, too. You've done well, Cesc!

Conspiracy theory/me being my normal paranoid self: Arsenal are telling the media that they have no need for Cesc anymore in order to make all of their supporters mad only to sign him at the last minute so that Wenger looks like a hero for "stealing" him from Chelsea Willian style.

lolI won't even be THAT disappointed if we don't because at least now I'm sure José does indeed want to bring in a new CM. Just a week or two ago we were all thinking that we might have to endure Ramires for another season or worse, bring in the oldie Tiago on a pointless free transfer. If we don't get Cesc then maybe we'll go hard after Koké/Pogba/whoever.

Can't relax. Been burned on many a transfer over the years.I'll remain nervous until I see Cesc holding a Chelsea shirt.

Or buddy Tancredi and Mundo Deportivo are now saying that we're close to a deal but Barca are still giving Arsenal time to decide whether or not to activate this clause. Not the most reliable sources but this is the shit I was afraid of and would explain why it hasn't been concluded yet. Arsenal might wise up and sign him just to stop us from getting him.

I hope he stays but won't be gutted if he's sold to a club outside of England. I have a feeling we're going to need two top strikers who can be counted on this coming season with and Cesc potentially arriving it can only help improve Romelu. I get the feeling that if he does leave, though, he'll talk so much shit about our club and manager and how poorly he was treated here as if he had some divine right to our #1 striker spot. That's the thing that annoys the hell out of me about Lukaku.

If these quotes are indeed genuine then I hope he has one hell of a World Cup so we can trick some club into paying way over the odds for him like PSG did for Luiz. Have a strong feeling he'll stay though and will be used often.

So Di Marzio just retweeted someone in Spanish saying either Rakitic has passed or will have his medical soon. Can't tell which. "Rakitic pasará las pruebas medicas del Barcelona directamente en Brasil los próximos dias via @DiMarzio"

Or even worse, the Neymar thread.

Getting so anxious here! Keep thinking to myself that as time keeps passing it's giving Arse or United time to reevaluate their stupidity, come to their senses and make a move for him. Announce it already!

Well if both SkyNigeria and Barca Israel are running with it then it's only a matter of time.

Chelsea Football Club's sole purpose is to do anything in its power to destroy Manchester City by any means possible. That's what they apparently think. We are in bed with PSG who agreed to buy Luiz for a huge fee just to inflate the market so City can't afford their targets due to their sanctions. Yep.

I always get a chuckle reading Bluemoon. The irony of City fans claiming wrongdoing from another club. Do one. The funniest thing I've read there over the past few days is them wondering why Mangala has said multiple times that he'd prefer to come here or to United rather than joining City. "Why do top players not want to play with us?" Ha!

I think it's especially imperative that we lock down Cesc before the WC. Can't afford to let another club to come in and get him.Both Luis and Costa are as good as ours.

Imagine announcing a triple signing at one time... All three holding a Chelsea shirt in one picture.

Fucking Guillem Balague. Ever the buzz killing bastard.

Lol!

Arsenal for me.I'd take Liverpool finishing in a CL spot every time before Arse.

Hopefully Madrid tap up Suarez as hard as they did Bale and unsettle the shit out of him.Then we don't have to worry about Liverpool at all for the foreseeable future.

I'm sticking to my guns here and still believe Liverpool won't even make the top 4 next season. I think they'll find it much more difficult next season when teams know what to expect and how to play against them.That and they'll actually be forced to rotate their squad and they don't have nearly the strength in depth that the rest of the top 4 or even United will have. I think they're in a direct fight for that 4th spot with United. Think 3rd will be their ceiling.

You really think he'd even consider Liverpool? I think they need to cement their top 4 place for a couple of seasons in a row before they're able to attract any world class players.

The ever reliable Goal say City have bid too.