Pizy

The fact that it looks plain, simple, and understated is why it looks good. These super busy shirts we've been getting lately with 4 colors, stripes, and shitty patterns are atrocious. Always jealous when I see a club with old school, elegant kits. Like Roma usually have.

The fuck is the hideous one the away kit and the classy white one the 3rd kit we'll see probably 3 times all season? Idiots, Adidas!

Victor Moses with that "why am I here?" look.

So, a player who's coming off a poor season and plays in a position we're pretty well stocked in? Yep, sounds like something our board would do.

Absolutely fucking disgusting! I think Adidas must have been angry with us for ditching them and designed this abomination out of spite. Gross.

If I wake up tomorrow morning and Kante isn't holding up a Chelsea shirt I'm gonna smack someone!

Nearly unplayable when he's bothered. Great combo of pace and power but also has good technical ability and dribbling. Can see him going to Liverpool or Everton or some other decent side and being a pain in our asses like he has been for a while.

Would be weird as hell to have him at actually there working with the team and not even be officially unveiled. But I think David is right, we'd be seeing a bunch of chatter from journalists on Twitter if anything were happening tomorrow.

All Chelsea fans are desperate for transfer news so you can be damned sure we won't hear a peep about it from the club tomorrow. We'll hear the most generic, pre-rehearsed answers and a couple of pics.

I'd be livid as well, man. Mourinho probably knows he's one of our main targets and would love to sign him instead. Fellaini and Mata out, Pogba and Kante in. Two prototypical Mourinho players. Would be amazing if we already had the deal in place and we're just waiting for the Euro's to end before immedietly announcing it tomorrow. That would be too easy and be too good to be true for our club, though.

Honestly wouldn't surprise me if United wanted/get both Pogba and Kante...

I keep waking up each morning and checking Twitter expecting to have signed him. What's taking so long?

That is, unless we fuck around and wait too long. Then he goes to Arsenal or something... We really should be making two signings this coming week. If our club were smart and shrewd Koulibaly should be wrapped up within days of Conte arriving at Cobham. The Euro's will be over tomorrow so hopefully first thing Monday morning we trigger Kante's release clause and make an aggressive push to convince him to sign. Morata will probably be the ling, drawn out saga of the summer if we indeed still want him.

As if Koulibaly would choose them over us even if that bogus rumor were true. It'd be a backward step in his career.

What I meant was that he may become a top class striker/goal scorer here like he hasn't been able to become at Juve or Real Madird. He'd be starting week in and week out here against quality opposition in the PL and working under a world class coach. Don't see why he'd want to stay at Real Madrid and be a squad player. Surely someone his age and with his ability would want to be a star man. Wonder if he has the ambition or is just happy to pull a John Obi Mikel and collect his weekly wage from the bench.

It is kind of funny (in a sad way) that every transfer target we're after is a huge hassle. You know with 100% certainty that it'll be a humongous pain in the ass to sign Kante next week and he's got a bloody release clause, ffs.

True, same with Morata. We probably could've signed him easily for £30-35m a year or two ago. Now it'll cost almost double most likely.

In a world where Sterling and Stones are worth £50m, Sadio Mane is worth £34-38m, and Pogba is worth £103m I really wouldn't care if we splashed out on Morata. If we find ourselves a devastating young striker to pair with Costa and he helps us return to the top it'll be worth it.

I hope it's just them putting pressure on us to pay the right price. I want him!

Guess he's content with being Benzema's backup.

Double unveiling on Monday with Conte & Morata, please. Kante and Koulibaly later in the week. Edit: Now Marca are apparently saying he's for sure staying at Madrid.

So what's that, about the 7th bid for a player we've had rejected this summer thus far?

The prices being talked about for him are crazy but so is everyone shitting on him like he's James Milner or Gareth Barry. There's a reason Real Madrid, Barca, and Juventus (plus United and ourselves if rumors are to be believed) are after him. He's young, very talented, and has a physique that would suit the PL perfectly. I'd take him here gladly.

If the rumors sounded like bullshit before, they smell like bulldiareah now.