Pizy

Defoe making his trademark runs in behind Cahill, Ivanovic and Terry. There was a chasm in the center of our defense against Spuds so I'd expect more of the same in a game where we have nothing to play for and they're desperate for.

Christ, just pay up and get it sorted before anyone else goes after him...

And Lamela gets away with it? Typical. Costa would've been banned for 3+ if he walked over a players hand like that.

I thought he had a crazy £60-70m release clause? Plus that wacko owner De Laurentiis that always forces clubs to pay up. Yet more lazy media links simply because he plays in Italy and we have an Italian coach.

It's.......fucking gross. Looks like a dog with muddy feet walked all over it. Absolutely awful. Why can't kit manufacturers understand that the simpler they make these things the better they look?

Vamos Atleti!

I thought I remembered them offering a troll bid of like 15 or 20m?

Didn't they keep him only because Real Madrid came in with a laughable bid? I think if they'd have come in with a realistic amount De Gea would've gone. I think Courtois is most likely to leave out of any of our top players.

If it were up to me this would be the last game we play our strongest side. Relegate these cunts! They give us problems every season seemingly no matter how shit they are. Just like Villa, just like Newcastle. My dream "relegation 3" would be Villa, Sunderland, and Newcastle.

This reply...LOL

Would you swap Hazard for Vardy, Mahrez, and Kanté?

Unless the offer is Bale-like and he throws in a transfer request the club better laugh at any calls from clubs. We get some class in midfield behind him and a LB who can interchange with him and we have world class Eden back and ready to challenge for the league.

Hahaha! Man, Hazard looks back to the real deal version of last season. He was untouchable after coming on. I'm looking forward to seeing him under Conte. Just need to get him some bloody help in the transfer market!

You just know the FA will want the title race to go to the wire so they won't ban Dembele.

Ivanovic should never play another game for us after this season. Mikel is too slow and cumbersome to ever start at this level. Terry, I'm sorry to say, is too immobile across the floor and you can see why he may be off. Again, this is just humiliating. We finished about 25 points ahead of these last season. Just fucking think about that.

Utter humiliation. Embarrassing. We need an entirely new back 4. What a shambles.

We are unbelievably shit defensible. As I say every single week.

Rose just getting ages to put in crosses...

Please do it, guys! PLEASE!!!!!! End it tonight!

Think we're set up to stifle and counter. Prevent them from winning rather than win ourselves. Don't like it. I predict Spuds to come at us and press like maniacs. With Matic, Mikel, and Cesc in the middle of the pitch that may prove disastrous. No longer confident, really.

Can't get my head around it. What are we saving Hazard for? The remaining meaningless matches? Fucking hell. Asking for a thrashing with this XI.

...and any hope I had in winning this went out the window after seeing Hazard on the bench. If he's fit enough for the bench then fucking start him! Cahill and a just fit Terry against Kane and Son's pace. Never mind Rose and Walker.

Ha! Wish I was this confident. My hope is that their players are much more nervous and pressured than ours are. It would be so typical of our guys this season to just play like timid babies when the pressure is on and roll over for Spuds.

Mané - BEAST! Shit, maybe we should move Willian to the middle and get this guy for our right side. Defenses can't live with him!

Sadio Mané really is a fantastic player. Seems to always show up against the big sides and is a great finisher. Hope he doesn't move to one of our rivals and stays put at Southampton. He's the exact sort of player Mou would love and would be a beat at Arsenal as well. Imagine the nightmare it would be to go against the pace and athleticism of Martial on one side and Mané on the other. Or Sanchez, Özil, and Mané. Yikes.