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Loan a player who is happy in London Loan a player who is happy at the club Loan a player who won player of the season 2 years running Loan a player to a worse team in another country Loan a player who we are building a team around Loan a player who is at the peak of their career Loan a player who is one of the best in the league Loan a player who plays a style we want to play Loan a player who is one of our only left footed players Loan a player the manager wants to keep Something doesn't add up here does it? It won't happen

can't remember exact clubs but there were quotes of 'lower Premier League teams'. I believe Crystal Palace and West Brom were 2 names mentioned

I really don't see the point of keeping him here this season. He won't learn anything from a couple of cameo appearances against Championship teams in the cups and someone we have never heard of in the Champions League group stages. It would be the same situation as was for McEachran and van Aanholt in 2010/11. Apparently there was interest in him from Premier League clubs in the close season so I don't see why we are holding on to him when he will be behind Terry, Cahill, Luiz, Ivanovic and possibly Kalas for a centre back position. He would also be behind Mikel, van Ginkel, Lampard, Ramires and Essien for a place in midfield. Even if we loan him to a Championship side again it would still be better than having him with us all season. You can have Mourinho teach him everything in the book tactically but there is no point doing so if he isn't going to get a chance to put it into practice by playing regularly. He's still 18 but he needs regular playing time to progress mentally as well as physically. To be honest I feel that way about a lot of our younger players. There are some that are ready to be loaned out. They have played for the under 21's and are mature enough to play professionally now and need to learn by making mistakes. If there is interest in players like Ake, Feruz, Blackman and Loftus Cheek we may as well loan them out.

Is there a webcam of Levy and Villas Boas's faces that I can laugh at if we pull this off?

I want Ludogorets Razgrad!!! Come on Ludogorets or whatever the hell you lot are called. Wouldn't mind Steaua Bucharest again so we can argue with their muggy fans who think their club is some super club on the same level as Barca and Bayern. Easy group would do nicely, would perhaps be nice to have 1 challenging opponent from pot 2 just to make things interesting

same old 'Rooney Rooney you're a cunt'...

I just don't see how we can actually expand though? We are in a position where we can't just expand a stand for example because we have problems regarding transport close to the stadium, the size of emergency access, houses near the stadium and their rights to light etc. There is little we can do with the East stand- it is already bigger than it is meant to be, hence why we haven't replaced a cramped, ugly 40 year old stand. It also has a seating gradient that is greater than it would allowed to be if we built a replacement stand. It backs onto a railway line and a royal park beyond that- no brainer really, nothing we can do with it. Shed end has the hotels and properties behind it. There are buildings not owned by the club between the old shed wall and Fulham road which would need to be acquired because of breaches to rights to light if the Shed end was rebuilt or expanded. We would also need to knock down the hotels and Chelsea village, which provide important revenue. The West stand is at the maximum height allowed by the borough council from when we were granted planning permission. It took us a while to even get planning permission to build it that high so I doubt we would be able to expand that much. If we were to expand it then the size of the area outside the front of the stand would be greatly reduced. This area is already a bottleneck before and after games because people go to West, MH and east stands from it. There is also the Oswald Stoll Foundation behind the ground which is most likely listed and would suffer from rights to light problems if the West stand was expanded. Matthew Harding Stand is probably the most viable to expand but would require another emergency exit as the 2 we have at the moment are barely big enough for the current capacity. Decking over the District line would need to be constructed, which wouldn't be cheap and some homes on the other side of the railway embankment would need to be acquired (although this would possibly allow us to construct a new exit into the Brompton Park area). The museum would also need to be relocated. To be honest I expect it is bullshit. The club have stated that it isn't viable to expand Stamford Bridge and architects have said it is difficult to make an expansion financially viable.

The only thing I learned tonight is that agbonlahor is a massive faggot

I'm sorry but from my point of view that was piss poor second half. We didn't use our possession effectively enough. Cech was outstanding and saved us tbh. Play like that on Monday and we'll get our arses handed to us.

But so are Miami and Philadelphia https://www.google.com.br/search?q=dallas+cowboys+cheerleaders&client=safari&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=nToRUsH4LaamygHpyIFA&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAA&biw=1024&bih=672#bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&fp=150e32e0a77dd06e&hl=en&q=miami+dolphins+cheerleaders&sa=1&tbm=isch&imgdii=_

think of the logistics mate, Crystal Palace is just down the road, Dallas is on the other side of the Atlantic. The Crystals are proven in England so we won't be faced with a Shevchenko situation, will have lower wage demands and wouldn't be as expensive because people around the world have actually heard of the Dallas Cowboys Anyway, Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders > Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Im sorry choo choo, I'll try to get back on topic

Am I the only one who would like Roman to make a bid for the Crystal Palace cheerleaders...

Would like to see rotation and rest players for United on Monday- getting results in games like that are what wins you titles. Villa shouldn't be underestimated though, so we need to find a balance. Like choo choo said, Cahill must not start, he can't handle Benteke. Cech Azpilicueta Luiz Terry Cole Essien Ramires Schurrle Mata Oscar Lukaku

Brilliant first half performance. I don't know how, but Mourinho's presence just made Stamford Bridge such a lovely, happy place to be. It seems like the club seems 'happy' in a way as well, it didn't seem so formal like past seasons. Neil Barnett making comments about how he 'looked forward to announcing this manager much more than the last' , the piss take 'New dawn, new day' video of Jose training the players, fans inside the stadium during the warm up singing Jose's name. It just had a really positive vibe which helped the players. Not too worried about the second half performance. It would have been nice to have kicked on and maybe got another one or two but like Mourinho said, the players were tired after playing internationals midweek. It actually felt comfortable being 2-0 up and the other team attacking unlike under Benitez. Thought Oscar was absolutely superb today and was at the centre of everything good. Made intelligent runs, looked lively, pressed well, won the ball high up the field, tracked back. Couldn't have asked for anything more really. De Bruyne's passing was a bit wayward at times but its early days and he needs to learn about the players around him. It will come with time. There was some really exceptional one touch link up play with Oscar and Hazard though. The double pivot was fine. Did a solid job although we didn't see too much of their defensive qualities like we will do against Man U. All in all, very happy with the performance. Solid 3 points on the board, new signings plus Lukaku also looked good. Happy days

It's raining in landan taaaan make it go away, it can't rain on mourinho!

Palace fans are bollocks. Don't think because they made a mosaic they are any good. Selhurst park defines shit, I only like it because of the cheerleaders

Matchday programme has a message from abramovich inside today

Haven't been this excited about a home game since Wigan to win the league in 2009/10 HAPPY JOSE DAY EVERYONE!

Sloth smells beef

You could stop insulting them? I hate them but I don't see how anyone can have such an obsession with them to insult them on a daily basis.

This will be their 3rd season I think. Their last was from 2009-2011

Adopting Palace as my second team this year...

Would like to think that we will rotate the squad a bit with Villa on Wednesday, especially considering the players wont be at full fitness. Would probably be best to rest or bench players who have long international trips to make midweek as well Cech Ivanovic Cahill Terry Cole van Ginkel Mikel Moses Oscar Hazard Lukaku

We should have kept Turnbull... (Ross never, ever made mistakes)

Does he fuck?!? Piss off Barcelona, the arrogance surrounding that club is unbelievable. Daily fail now reporting that he will ask to leave after hearing of barca interest. Does this go as far as tapping up a player? Seriously fed up of barca and real's dirty tricks when it comes to buying players. It's disrespectful and unprofessional. They can fuck right off, absolute scum.