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Craig Gordon James Perch Aaron Hughes Abdoulaye Faye Andrea Dossena Jake Livermore Alexander Tettey Charlie Adam Nathan Dyer Jonathan Walters Marc Albrighton BEAT THAT MOFOS!!!

all the stuff on the website is at the stadium megastore too

At least AVB never criticised our own home support Spurs fans!!! DICKS!!!

9000 Chelsea fans signing 8 years and you've won fuck all and Ashley Cole's won the European cup, can't wait

Absolute scenes in the shed today when that went in. Haven't celebrated a goal like that for a while. Incredible, totally incredible.

Don't think we will lose because home losses just don't seem to happen under Mourinho. As much as I hope they will fail to turn up for another away game like they did at Villa and Cardiff, they always seem to play well against us. Aguero will probably score and yaya toure outplay our entire midfield as per usualh but I still don't see us losing.

A narrow win over a very average team. It merely papers over the cracks, they are still absolute bollock yoghurt. Without van persie they'd be screwed.

Oh brilliant the clocks change tonight so it gets dark at 4:30. It's not like it gets dark too early already. We definitely should change our clocks just to make 5 fucking farmers in Scotland happy too. If 5 of them want it so much and 50 million of us don't then why can't they just have their own stupid timeline. Won't see daylight until March now.

He's still a prick

Happy birthday milan!

Oh ok ty I replied to your Facebook btw

but it isn't like 'mindfuck what are they saying?' different?

Just out of interest, can a Brazilian person understand a Portuguese person and vice-versa? I got told there are quite a lot of differences between Brazilian Portuguese and European Portuguese

Matthew Harding for atmosphere, west for view

Rio Ferdinand, the man who 'forgot' to go to an FA drugs test, refused to play for his country and endorsed a racist tweet has been appointed on the FA commission on how to improve the state of the national game. I'm speechless.

Nice shot at sunset from last week

From the highlights he looked like he was quite good but made a silly pass that led to Derby's second goal

Although at times Cardiff were in control of the game I never felt like it would be a game we'd lose. We just had a little bit of extra quality in attack and that really shone through when they had to chase the game and we could hit them on the counter attack. One thing though- we really do need to stop dicking about at the back with the ball. We have done it several times this season and it won't be long until we get caught out with some of the stupid passes going on.

Terry absolutely brilliant AGAIN Mourinho at his comical best 3 points Good game

Morons bringing a banner about the john Terry/ Wayne bridge affair... Mugs

EU TENHO PORRA!!!! Dez!!!! Sim!!!!!!!!!! Sou da espanha

Would love to know what he's smoking after coming out with that...

Buy a membership then you can buy tickets on the club website

Have read it all, brilliant read. Incredible player, even more incredible person. An absolute privilege to see Didier Drogba play for Chelsea FC.

The vast majority of them will also bring along their cameras for their day out and spend most of the time filming scuffles and then running when a few more Chelsea fans decide they are up for a fight like last time and claim they "were well up for a fight"