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Wow I come home, look at the match thread and the place is in meltdown because we are losing a PRE season game. Get a grip people, this isn't RAWK

He said inter's fans are better than ours

I expect to see lots of Liverpool fans now bringing out the 'Plastic Chelsea fans classless burning shirt rentboys #5times #ynwa' comments on Twitter now

Yep looks very good. Just needs markings put on I think EDIT: There has apparently been lots of high-vis jackets and suits around Stamford Bridge recently paying a lot of attention to the East Stand, the railway behind it and the other side of the railway embankment where Brompton Cemetery is. Potentially looking at a bridge into the cemetery to ease congestion which would allow expansion?

Becoming the first club in the league to use LED floodlights. Whole new floodlight system installed for this season including some ugly looking ones hanging from the Shed and Matthew Harding ends. Can't find any pictures online but there are a few on Instagram

you ever considered a career in graphical design?

So are you saying JT held the club he so dearly loves to ransom for higher wages? EDIT: Madmax has said exactly what I said but better

If we were scouse we'd be fetching our Lampard replica shirts and a lighter...

Do you really think a top 4 club would be interested in signing Rio Ferdinand? He was consistently made to look an idiot by the likes of Southampton, West Brom, Newcastle etc. last season

Wow. Just wow. Not that Lampard is going to Man City, I'm more amazed by some members' ridiculous comments indirectly claiming it will degrade his legendary status here.

£28m for Lukaku £50m for David Luiz £37m for Mata £16m for De Bruyne OUTSTANDING MARINES, OUT FUCKING STANDING

This also does a top job if lower leagues can't afford the proper stuff

So Romelu, if you are a Chelsea fan like you claimed to be, why can't you be arsed to fight for your place or even say thankyou to the club? Good riddance, you arrogant git.

Why on Earth would West Ham want to loan him? He's turd as well.

Wasn't his fault he didn't score. Did't get the service he needs...

Can we start with the kids and then at half time sub them all off and they can play the second half for Vitesse or something? Would make for some proper trippy shit

Does he understand the concept of fun? I just get the image that when told to sing his initiation song he just glares and then silently walks out the room. He's a proper scary bastard.

We don't joke about things like that. He who must not he named

Ivanovich is another annoying one I see sometimes

The same could be said for any club. Very few have more than 3 very high quality centre backs. We just need a back up left back

Anyone making conclusions about where we will finish this season from a mickey mouse friendly with a squad made mostly of kids needs to give their head a wobble.

No thanks. 2011/12 he was absolutely terrible apart from in European games. 2 years later he could be even worse. Have him back as a coach but I don't see what he'd add to the table other than experience as a player.

Hate it. Generally difficult to navigate, only shows 1 bit of news on the homepage unless you scroll down, has player profiles right at the bottom with selling some blue or yellow nylon for £50 deemed more important with a stupid 'shop' section, ticket section is much worse, match report centre is a joke and they've got rid of past match reports. It's just generally a bit tacky and rubbish. Also, why not use the new font we introduced at the start of last season (the one on the Chelsea FC bit next to the badge) instead of some crap that they found on Microsoft word