Liquidator

This place is a fucking joke. A point away at the Champions, 3 points clear and people are moaning about one of the best managers in the world and telling our greatest ever player he's a twat. Gus Mears would be turning in his grave at the state of some of the 'supporters' of this club

Terminator X That is all

And why would the opening ceremony be held at the London Olympic Stadium?

She came and sat next to me, pushed her arse against my waist. I got a semi, cheekily looked at her face in the window reflection and it hastily became a full stork, saw she had an engagement ring and it shrunk back to a cocktail sausage quicker than you can say quiddich

I heard he started his own business selling hot air balloon flights and is now considered quite a successful entrepreneur?

Gourlay is the number one culprit here. Tbh idc, it's still a point and an absolute worldie came and sat next to me on the train home. As good as 3 points in my books.

Oh for fucks sake. may as well get ready for the Europa league now shouldnt we? Will be certain for relegation too if we don't win at city on Sunday. The other game was a draw too, so no damage done.

Yay I get to do villa and villa sounds like vanilla

Don't want them partly because of how they have links to Barca and Dortmund etc. I feel we are a big enough club to have a more exclusive sponsor like Samsung who with the exception of Swindon, don't sponsor another football team to my knowledge. The beauty of Samsung is how simple the logo is too. It doesn't draw too much attention to itself because it is a word, not imagery. I expect we would go after something non-oil based or energy or something like that because of the money we currently make advertising Samsung products at half time etc. Audi already have a partnership with us and with their logo done properly (shading instead of flat overlapping 'oooo's it could look quite good I think. We were meant to have Siemens before Samsung. Huawei without the imagery on their logo wouldn't be too offensive, and they are a fast growing company. Honda have a nice typeface too

I'll stick my hand in the bargain bin and have whatever is left for this month thanks Jason bbz Ly xx

Lidl anyone?

Oi Tom!!!!!!

I bought a book on a 3d computer modelling software and some grapes. I think we both know who's having the better evening...

Do you like nectarines?

Told you loaning out Torres would come back to haunt us. We need the saviour back from Milan and we need him back now!!!!

I'm not going to judge him on 3 good games, makes me seem like I belong on Red and White Kop, but he's up there as one of the best. Suarez is on a different level at the moment though.

Germany may as well hand us the trophy now...

Tbh I would prefer if the rest of the players did what Cesc did and avoid potentially picking up silly yellow cards. What Costa did was a bit unprofessional. It makes us look like a pikey Sunday league team if half our team go running in on a fight.

But first, lets pause for some incredibly boring International friendlies!!!!

Fuck off Schalke Easy but dull again

Can we not just get one of those selective cat flap systems installed at Cobham and Stamford Bridge where only cats with certain collars can walk through to stop him training with us?

"But some people only see the black and white" being the key part of the first sentence in his post...

I don't remember him actually doing much in the first half

For Those of you saying name a stand after him, there are lots of petitions going round on Twitter to rename the East Stand after him

RIP