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I'll take west ham please Geoff

Etihad came 9th and they sponsor Man City

No Skinners is separate and were our local rivals for everything. Tw boys grammar is a bit further up st John's road

Ah well. I'm off to call one of the adult channels on Sky and ask the busty sluts whether they think Mo Salah plays better on the left or the right

Which school? I went to TW Boys Grammar

I went to school there! Only live down the road in sevenoaks

Most Disgusted you've been for a while but not bothered? What?

Same old story, people banging on about it being an easy 3 points. Some people never learn

Hazard went straight down a blind alley. As much his fault considering he had options

If only we had the Egyptian messi on the bench to bail us out

If Brenda goes then it wouldn't surprise me if the scousers think they will be able to entice Pep Guardiola and his new trusty assistant Diego Simeone to the self proclaimed biggest club in the world. In reality they'd be lucky to end up with Chris Hughton or Alan Curbishley

Put your mortgage on Wes Brown making a cock up that leads to us scoring and the angry mackems in the half empty stand behind the goal standing up and shouting at him, throwing their fists in an angry manner. If it is late in the game they will also boo in that way only northerners do when they concede, and storm out the ground

I still think he loves inter more :'( <\3

Send him to Vitesse to get some experience

Bah don't need this pile of poo. We already have the Egyptian Messi, who has proved he can do it on a cold, wet, windy night in Shrewsbury

There will be tears if it's my pal Mo

I never did wank to you, you just stuck it in my arse without my consent!

Mariah Carey is such a MILF

I'm sticking by my vote from a few months ago

and nor is it necessary given our fanbase. 60,000 is about the maximum we could regularly fill every week IMO. People go on about how the Bridge is too small for us now but are quick to forget how almost every cup game goes on general sale, we don't sell out every game and we put season tickets practically on general sale in 2010/11 due to lack of demand

Our 2005/06 team pisses all over the Invincibles statistically. We would have been invincible in 2004/05 if Paulo Ferreira hadn't committed that stupid foul on Anelka too.

I heard players from African teams only got back to their clubs on Friday?

Did you have morning wood?

@Jason can you add Mo Salah to the poll?