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Hate it. Generally difficult to navigate, only shows 1 bit of news on the homepage unless you scroll down, has player profiles right at the bottom with selling some blue or yellow nylon for £50 deemed more important with a stupid 'shop' section, ticket section is much worse, match report centre is a joke and they've got rid of past match reports. It's just generally a bit tacky and rubbish. Also, why not use the new font we introduced at the start of last season (the one on the Chelsea FC bit next to the badge) instead of some crap that they found on Microsoft word

Shed upper, usual seat as per

He's deleted all Chelsea-related photos from his Instagram account. Bit of a weird thing to do even if you are leaving

Pretty sure that sign at London Bridge is fake. For starters that advertising hoarding is behind the signs. (If I remember London Bridge station like I do) We are also probably obliged to have our sponsors on advertisements

Looks as if it will be another loan. Unless we can loan him with the option to buy at the end of the season it will be pointless. Hopefully given his physique and technical ability he will do better over in Spain which would increase his value. It's sad really because he did look the real deal in 2010/11. Maybe it just wasn't meant to be but in a lot of his loan stints he never seemed like he wanted it enough. He never wanted to push himself out of his comfort zone and reach the next level

Cue lots of hate for a player who in my eyes has done quite a solid job the times he has played for us...

I would watch it but Kate Abdo has just started her 3 hour shift on sky sports news and is looking absolutely stunning. Got my priorities bang on.

Arsenal have taken down the Cesc Fabregas tribute outside the Emirates stadium haha

Best moment (in no particular order): Drogba penalty vs Munich Lampard rounding the keeper for 2-0 at Bolton Beating Man U 3-0 to win the title in 2006 Torres rounding the goalkeeper at the Nou Camp Comebacks against Napoli and PSG Reaching the Champions League final in 2008 Hasselbaink hat-trick vs Spurs 6-0 vs Arsenal Wayne Bridge vs Arsenal 3-0 at Old Trafford in 2001 Qualifying for the Champions League at the end of 2002/03 All the FA Cup final wins 4-2 against Barcelona I've missed out loads as well Best game I've been to: Dunno. Napoli, 2-2 vs Barca away, Liverpool in CL, 8-0 vs Wigan, 5-1 vs Spurs all up there among many others Best goal (that I've seen live): Lampard vs Barca in the Nou Camp Worst moment: Terry's slip

Agreed. I hear Paul Jewell is currently out of a job

Another prime example of Chelsea and Manchester City ruining football...

Discussions like this are why I don't visit this site much in the off-season.

I won't hear a bad word said about Mo thankyou

Mark my words, this guy will leave the club as our all time leading goalscorer and one of our greatest ever players. Give him the captain's armband Jose, you know it makes sense!

Ivanovic is 4th choice captain at the moment isn't he. I remember a few times he has been given the armband during games where Lampard and JT were not on the pitch. I reckon he'll be vice-captain next season.

Bricking it ahead of my last A level exam tomorrow

As if Paul Lambert doesn't moan enough already...

Tottenham away new years day. Tasty. Got arsenal and Liverpool late on too

They've already started building on it, there are cranes, foundations etc. all over the site

An apparent leaked photo in Twitter shows that we have Everton at home on the first day and Liverpool play Arsenal. Probably fake but you never know

Earls court is certainly still an option, especially after the dispute about affordable housing on the site where the stadium would be built. Meanwhile, it's full steam ahead on Battersea power station to provide hundreds of completely unaffordable houses and a pointless shopping centre in a scheme that does nothing to benefit normal Londoners living in the vicinity. Good work, Boris.

Do you know anyone who could sort me out some good weed?

I think Diego Costa is quite good myself.

Seems like we have a song already for the game at the Emirates after Arsenal fans burned his shirt. To the tune of girl on fire by Alicia keys "Cesc's shirt is on fiiireeeee"